Schlogging

From the German Schzloggszeinfargen, when a woman violently slobbers over the penis making an almost eriely familiar sound of a pig choking on it's own blood after it's throat has been slashed. Frequently seen in action in many erotic adult films. Schloggin is also acceptable.

Gawt damn fool! Bitch was SCHLOGGING my rod so hard I thought she was gonna puke all over my junk!

by Dr_Trac October 28, 2007

schlogeling

Aimlessly and uncomfortably "being" with no particular purpose.

Everyone was in a hurry to get to work but Professor Bittner was just schlogeling at his own pace.

by SR914 June 3, 2016

schloggy schemer

Someone who acts deviously, diabolically, or outright heinous. It can also be used to call someone that as a joke.

John: Hey dude! You’re such a schloggy schemer.

by salcruzzle June 2, 2023

Fondle the Schlongle

The act in which a schlongle (penis) is fondled delicately in a way that induces sexual pleasure

Her - What do you truly desire?
Him - I'd like you to... Fondle the schlongle
Her - oh yes daddy

by Schlongle January 19, 2018

schlogathong grommis

A kind of chodechonger that spends its time posting flames on lonux forums about his new exim configuration, while simultaneously seagulling anyone who passes by his desk.

billabong yonghis

by flonathon July 18, 2003

schlogg

An all purpose word, originally used to describe a slow jog. Then adapted to name the sprinter girls on a track team. "Schlogg" can be used to describe an infinate number of things having to do with running track.

When asked how fast to run a warm up, I told her just to schlogg it.

by Paolina June 16, 2007

schoogle

To Google something to win an argument, in order to "school" someone you know is wrong.

I'm going to schoogle this to prove I'm right!

by NW69 October 5, 2016