Schlecker

Stealing a girl at a party/gathering that some one else called dibs on.

John totally pulled a Schlecker on me at the party last night.

by D U February 3, 2010

cock schlocked

when a penis becomes stuck in a vagina

...then my pee-pee got stuck in her va-jay-jay. She cock schlocked me!!

by danny dethhammer December 17, 2008

The Aaron Schocker

None in the pink, three in the stink.

Similar to "The Shocker" (two in the pink, one in the stink), except that Aaron Schock is rumored to be in the closet.

I heard an Illinois Congressman was caught in the shower giving some dude the Aaron Schocker!

by tommyboy15 January 20, 2014

schloggernockled

Schloggernockled is an adjective that describes someone who is so busy they just need to sit down and have a drink but are unable to do so.

Next week is going to be horrible I'll probably schloggernockled the whole week.

by Adam D N October 18, 2007

schlockmeister

A purveyor of cheap, low-quality goods.

Judy, where did you buy that crummy blouse?

I got it over at Benny's Dry Goods.

That Benny is a real schlockmeister!

by Tuna Wanda May 22, 2005

Schlacker

One who schlacks; lacking behind in things

Holy hell! He's such a schlacker!

by Mackie Oldfield April 14, 2008

Schlock

(shlok) schlocked, schlock*y, schlock*ish

Origin: 1910-15 Yiddish word 'shlak'

-adjective
1. Something that lacks integrity or truth. A lie.
-noun
2. An object that holds little or no value.

1. Daniel: "Thanks man...I'll pay you back as soon as I can!"
David: "What a load of schlock!"
2. Daniel: "What do you think about Britney Spears' new album?"
David: "Its a worthless piece of scholck, that's what I think!"

by Mr.3d PHD March 7, 2008