An unsophisticated guy that does something like walk out of his house barefoot while eating a sandwich to get his mail. Will spoil your view. Has a cocky attitude and thinks all women love him when the reality is women are just tolerating him.
by Sugarmomma November 7, 2006
Get the schlockmug. annoying old people who think the world owes them so they do increadably annoying things like smoke two packs a day in the apt. next door without opening a window because they can't remember how to open a window or are cold when it's 90 degree's outside or just plain ole don't give a shit if scummy ass tobacco smoke grosses you out and makes your nose hurt
that brain dead old fart smells like schlock when's he gonna burn down the complex soon I hope so i can get out of this lease and move far away from it's schlock
by Robinrobby August 21, 2007
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Get the schlockmug. A game involving the throwing of wet tennis balls against other people's backs thus making the sound schlock.
by The WordMaster May 24, 2003
Get the schlock ballmug. 1. Noun: Anyone who produces crummy work for pay. Television script-writers are often denigrated with this term.
2. Proper Noun: A webcomicfeaturing a band of mercenaries in the 31st century (www.schlockmercenary.com).
2. Proper Noun: A webcomicfeaturing a band of mercenaries in the 31st century (www.schlockmercenary.com).
1. Hollywood is full of schlock mercenaries.
2. My favorite webcomics are "Schlock Mercenary" and "Sluggy Freelance"
2. My favorite webcomics are "Schlock Mercenary" and "Sluggy Freelance"
by Howard Tayler November 24, 2003
Get the Schlock Mercenarymug.