schlitts

Excessive and often burningly painful diaherria.

When Kenny had the schlitts fire literally came out of his ass!

by Anonymous October 12, 2002

schmitzle-schmazle

doing every conceivable sex act in the Kama-Sutra, The Joy of Sex and the etchings on the shit-house wall

Yiddish term for a pungent, rabbi blessed stew made of leftover foreskins saved by the mohel

**see also mohel bohel

That rabbi schneider can make one mean schmitzle-schmazle!! Baruch haba, bitches!!!

"Is somebody boiling a baboon? Ohhhhh!! Please pass the schmitzle-schmazle! Shalom bitches!!"

by Brad and Mia February 11, 2006

shlittle

1.opposite of a shlong
2.a small penis

McRae has a shlittle and is sexaphobic.

by Eric Rosenkranz January 5, 2004

schmittle

A person with a high-pitched or annoying voice.

You sound like a schmittle right now.

by stumm227 May 8, 2010

Schmitties

Big Jugs

DAMMMMMMMM! She got dem SCHMITTIES! Let me JIGGLE dem SCHMITTIES real quick!

by goatminam January 28, 2021

schmitties

Giant testicles that hang real low. Nut in the man bag. Balls.

Dude don't hit me in the schmitties!!!
O that BITCH hit me in the schmitties!!!!!!

by Schwetty Sack May 6, 2011

Schittle Diddle

A person who is so stupid they cannot be described in one word.

Bob fell drunk out of the window, he's such a schittle diddle

by Shittlebit October 21, 2013