Schlitzmas

Holiday falling on December 16 honoring the birth of rock band, The Gusto. The Gusto was born in 2005.

Celebrate Schlitzmas by drinking Schlitz all night long.

by Jake Boyardi December 17, 2009

mason schlitt

a guy with a giga chad body and a massive cock

look at mason schlitt he’s pulling all the bitches

by hotcunt August 24, 2021

schlifskeitis

A disease where constant snorts with snot and spit and nastys is the problem. It's usually very loud and usually breaks the silence in the middle of class. Common in reading teachers.

Person A: Wow! Our teacher did a huge snort last period.

Person B: Yeah, I bet the whole school heard it! I bet she has schlifskeitis

by james.watson May 14, 2009

schlitz

(n) a fine affordable beverage, not found at dinner parties, will get you trashed for $3

yo homes, pass the schlitz

by kno'it al September 11, 2003

Schlitz Bull Ice

Schlitz Bull ICE is a highly drinkable, inexpensive (around 2 bucks a 40, or 32 oz if you live in Fl.) High Gravity malt liquor. With a slick taste of hops and a higher- than- average alcohol content, it is usually found at stores which sell multiple malt liquors...and Winn Dixie. At 8.2% ABV it packs a decent punch and is a better choice than the popular Steel Reserve, just because of the more desireable flavor. The taste is hoppy and full of malt, with a decent hint of alcohol on the exhale. Smooth finishing, but not so great as a warm beverage. This is a heavy malt liquor with an enjoyable flavor. It is available in 16oz cans, 16oz. 4-packs, quarts, and 40's.

Schlitz Bull Ice

by ONEBadREDNECK July 7, 2009

Schlitz shits

When you drink a 4-pack of schlitz and leave mud on the inside of the toilet bowl.

Nikolas is immune to the Schlitz shits cause he's a drunk.

by Tiburon305 February 10, 2010

Schlite

(1) a term of endearment used in greeting for respect. identifies the other person as someone worth of respect and trust.

(2) *alternate definition*
-an insult tastefully used against enemies.

(1) What’s good my schlite! 🤝
(2) You’re a schlite ass mf! 🖕

by shay/// April 19, 2022