scharfenberger

A former nazi last name, a little racist but still a funny good guy.

"Did you hear what he said?" Yep, that's just typical Scharfenberger behavior.

by xxxkitkatxxx May 3, 2021

Schlarper

An incredibly undesirable female.

How did the blind date go?
Man, she was a schlarper!

by Disco Stu December 30, 2003

Scharfed

When a boy tries to get with a girl, but ends up being so helplessly lost in the depths of the friend zone, that it's like he's in another plane of existence

Zach started to talk to Jess in hopes of getting with her, but was ultimately scharfed

by GG NO RE April 16, 2014

Shlarf

Shlarf (shu-larf)

v.

1). To consume with ones mouth and incorporated with massive amounts of saliva.

Originated in Southern Oregon in the early 1990's, the word 'shlarf' was used in such fashion...

Man, I'd like her to shlarf my dode.

Come on baby, would you please shlarf my pink spoke hole?

by Mr. Shtumpernachenhammerstein February 25, 2010

Shlarf

A mixture of derogatory words such as shit, fuck, hell, ass, asshole. Can be used as a verb or noun

Azat: Ty is such a shlarf.
Carson: i know right

by Carson and azat February 7, 2017

schlarman

Yoga pants are nice. I really enjoy how schlarmans squeale when something spooks it. Mushrooms are good. Schlarmans have mushroom shaped hair. RAWR. - ----sound of a wild schlarman. If you look a schlarman straight in the eyes it will get a boner. Leah smith did it. Schlarmans are white but also Mexican. Prefers getting rim more than giving it. Likes when Leah bites the small furry bum hair brissles. RAWR says the schlarman.

Schlarman- "Hasta Luego"

Grobe- "Chow"
(Schlarman leaves car)

Grobe (honks horn)

Schlarman- RAWR

Grobe- SCHLARMAN

Schlarman- GROBE

Grobe- ROAR

by Schwag13 January 11, 2018

schlafke

The coolest German last name there is

Hey have you heard of Hudson Schlafke

by Hudsob_Fishfeet June 9, 2018