schlagered

a state of inebriation, ideally caused by lager (beer). The state directly prior to f*ck-eyed on the richter scale of blood alcohol levels

i'm going out to get schlagered.

by ez September 24, 2004

Koffer Schlampe

German for when you're only a whore when traveling, see also "Suitcase slut"

Du bist ein Koffer Schlampe
It's ok, I'm just a Koffer Schlampe

by munich.madness March 17, 2021

Schlampe

German for slut or bitch. It's a feminine noun in the language. Always remember to capitalize nouns! Über or Unter can be used as a prefix.

Joe: "She is a Schlampe."
Scott: "No, she is an Überschlampe!"

by Fledermaus187 January 31, 2005

shiksa schlepper

Shiksa schlepper-A Jewish guy who always has to bring a BEAUTIFUL Blonde Catholic girl to all social events, to one-up his friends, and make the Jewish girls jealous.

Melvin brought this gorgeous blonde to our Sigma Alpha Mu fraternity party last night. Killer body, too! What a shiksa schlepper!

by B. Ebstein February 16, 2008

schlager

Umbrella term for shallow pop music genres in German speaking Europe and adjacent areas.
Derived from the English term "Hit" for popular song.
Ranging from pseudo Tex Mex through Eurovision/Las Vegas type music and beyond, Schlager is an umbrella term rather than a genre.

"Turn that Schlager station off now before I hurl stuff at the radio!"

by Bonteburg May 27, 2006

Schlacker

One who schlacks; lacking behind in things

Holy hell! He's such a schlacker!

by Mackie Oldfield April 14, 2008

schlammered

Combination: Shitfaced or hammered; easily used when intoxicated and slurred speach is already occuring.

"I'm fuckin' schlammered!"

by NadoBubble May 20, 2008