Schaffer Neck

Medical condition of the neck resulting from prolonged periods of extreme headbanging. Symptoms include the inability to turn your head, extreme pain when nodding and occasional bleeding from the neck. Can result in surgery. Named after the first true victim, Jon Schaffer of Iced Earth

I think that Iced Earth gig gave me a bad case of Schaffer Neck.

My health insurance claim was denied because they said Schaffer Neck was a pre-existing condition.

by hhhhhaunted February 3, 2010

Schleaffe

1) A man of missfortune.
2) A torso man
3) To work ones mobile both effortlessly and with zaaz
4) Cannot swim
5) Interchangeable with use of lyrics i.e. "Tonight's not gonna be Schleaffe's night"
6) To undergo a stage by stage metamorphis throughout a night. a) Hyped b) Horny c) Sleepy d) Rage

Look. The Scheaffe is asleep. Lets cap him.

Some say I am The Schleaffe.

Blame it on The Schleaffe

Is The Schleaffe coming?

by OldDoobs September 8, 2010

schlafke

The coolest German last name there is

Hey have you heard of Hudson Schlafke

by Hudsob_Fishfeet June 9, 2018

shwaffelen

To swing one's penis, making it bump against something. Of Dutch origin, shwaffelen was voted Word of the Year 2008 in the Netherlands.

"I was only half awake and didn't realise at first that I was being shwaffeled - yes shwaffelen!"

by CharlieCharles December 21, 2008

Schoffel wanker

A wearer of the schoffel, usually anything from a gillet to head to toe schoffel
Normally seen herded Into young farmer gatherings.

Olly looked a complete schoffel wanker today

by Dog botherer January 3, 2020

paul schaffer

is what you call someone who constantly interrupts you when you are trying to be funny.

the bald band-leader on the 'late show with david letterman' schaffer wrote the 1983 hit 'it's raining men' but is perhaps most famous for the worst segment on Letterman; 'stump the band'

Schaffer also looks like the worm in tim burtons 1996 version of 'james and the giant peach'

"shut up paul schaffer - you're ruining my act"

"someone turn of paul schaffers mike will ya"

by hartattack June 25, 2006

Schnaffle

to steal, borrow or apprehend with malicious intent.

"Jonesy only went and schnaffled a goose"
"Jammers had schnaffled before but couldn't comprehend the goose"

by James-C March 7, 2008