Schumer Paradox

A paradox (one (such as a person, situation, or action) having seemingly contradictory qualities or phases) in which said person (Amy Schumer, that one girl named carly etc.) misinterprets charming personality traits, making unfunny jokes and saying weird hurtful things, assuming that all failures are a result of "not doing it good enough;" perpetuating an eternal cycle of false feedback.

P1 "You know that one chick in english who tries waaay too hard?" P2 "Oh yeah homies stuck in a Schumer Paradox

by Wodentheallfather April 9, 2022

Schumering

When someone steals another's joke and acts like nothing happened

Him: *joke*
Her: *Same Joke*
Them: "She is Schumering it!"

by Seclusionn5 May 12, 2017

Schumer

A woman that tries to be funny and fails

Wow Amy tried to make a joke about her vagina and no one laughed. She is such a schumer

by Minoskyr19 October 1, 2020

Amy Schumer

Not a comedian as she claims herself.
A clown? yes

Stacey: Hey do you wanna go to the Amy Schumers latest standup comedy show?
Josh: Sorry, I don't see any comedy on her vagina stinking jokes.

by LLLtentasion September 21, 2023

Schumerism

The act of using another person's previously performed comedy material and passing it off as one's own. Originating from alleged comedienne Amy Schumer, who been documented on at least five different occasions performing jokes or sketches previously done by others.

Dane Cook just told a joke about giving somebody the bird that I could've sworn Jerry Seinfeld did years earlier...classic schumerism.

Carlos Mencia just schumerized another comedian.

by TheFartLifestyle April 9, 2017

Amy Schumer

A sexual act involving a man inserting a metal rod into his urethra. The other end of the rod, while still protruding from the man's urethra, is inserted into the anus of their partner, who then passes gas, the act of which sends reverberations down the rod stimulating the male's end of the rod.

"That bitch Terry is crazy, she gave me an Amy Schumer"

by ArcanistAbe November 24, 2020

Schumer

Verb (to Schumer): To steal something and then deny it.

Dave: Did you hear what Aimee did at the bar the other night?
Bill: What did she do?
Dave: She totally Schumered Tammy's drink while she went to smoke!

by NewAnon March 30, 2017