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Schitznel

A made-up word that has no meaning or value and is used to make people look this up and waste their time.
Go search up Schitznel on the Urban dictionary.
by Pointless info January 29, 2021
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schitzizzled

To be so off your head on drugs that you simultaneously shit and piss yourself
Me: Oh damn Harry just schitzizzled himself
Harry: ÆÆÆÆÆÆ
by The Schezzler May 24, 2022
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schizin'

When someone becomes super paranoid about a regular situation and starts to overreact.
She started following her around everywhere after the incident. She was schizin' out.
by bms1989 July 10, 2023
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schizin'

When someone becomes super paranoid about a regular situation and starts to overreact.
She started following her around everywhere after the incident. She was schizin' out.

Did you see him when they brought her name up? He was schizin' about her.
by bms1989 July 10, 2023
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shitzinski

Northeastern Canadian slang, predominantly used in small towns and villages. A “shitzinski” is a term used to describe an enormous poo.
Oh man, I think it’s gonna be a shitzinski

Aw man Charles took a shitzinski and clogged the toilet
by Boxxxmuncher January 14, 2025
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Schizzing

The act of laughing at something on your phone while alone in public, often feeling self-conscious as if people might think you’re schizophrenic.
• “I was schizzing on the bus yesterday at that TikTok, and everyone kept staring.”
• “Stop schizzing in the coffee shop before someone thinks you’re crazy!”

Origin: Coined by Lindsey to describe the awkward but hilarious feeling of laughing at your phone in public.
by Amisch October 20, 2025
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Tom Schmitzing

A person who is getting high to the extent that their brain function reverses is, per definition, "Tom Schmitzing" himself/herself out of it. The person starts to talk in hieroglyphic gibberish or something that sounds like an animal noise, until they throw their hands up and fall into the next cushioned location. While the person seems fine at first, their greasy eyes and their mindless talking speak a different language. Be cautious of friends who are Tom Schmitzing in your smokers crew, you might end up losing your grams on these maniacs.

Also called "Tomming all over the place", which more commonly refers to puking after hitting a blunt, or "Schmitzing to the limit", this action is prominent among less stable individuals.

This is not to be confused with to pull a Tom Schmitz, which is a more prominent slang term in Central Europe.
"Bro what the hell you smoked our whole ounce while I took a piss?!"

"muwhaaaa hehehe"

"Come on man thats not fair! Seriously, you can't be Tom Schmitzing me again"

"mhuuuuuuuwaaaaa og kush kusshhhhyyy"

ALTERNATIVE (EDIT)
"Wow man he tom schmitzed the fuck out of your stash bro!!!"
"what not again - this guy keeps tom schmitzing the fuck out of my stash every week :'("

"Yeah i mean look he left some trace"

*lays in the corner sleeping*
by tiffanyleckmisch June 8, 2018
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