Scheizer Noozle

The scheizer noozle is the fine German art form of gently fucking a sleeping or passed out girl in the ass.

We went out for sauer kraut and a few pilsner's but she passed out in the cab on the way home. I had to carry her up two stories to my flat and put her in bed. When undressing her plump milk fed ass I couldn't help but spread those golden german cheeks and give her a good scheizer noozle.

by jrlitterateur May 1, 2020

Shiezer

german word for shit

O Gunter shiezer in my face again

by AndyMcD February 22, 2004

schieferstein

the german word for "Slate Stone" and it also a mountain in Austria. It also is another word for a super pimpin tough flying cat that speaks german, spanish, french, italian, chinese, galic, english, hebrew, sign language, and braile. If you meet a schieferstein offer a sacrifice of two alfafas.

wow where should i get alfafas for that kid schieferstein

by ricky-bobby stacy January 16, 2011

schizer

scatalogical. having to do with poo. the sexual act of crapping on your mate.

want to watch some schizer videos?

by bbbboooonnnneeee September 19, 2003

scheizer

Dude shitting on a chick and her liking it.

He banged her but she didnt cum till he scheizered on her

by KaiRedJess February 12, 2005

Schizer Geiser

The act of having a stream of projectile diarrhea whilst being in the human pretzel position.

“Bro, we were having this party and I got this girl in the schizer geiser and I haven’t haven’t been able to get the shit stains off the ceiling since.”

by EricfromPoco April 16, 2021

shiezer

wow

he looked up at the rollercoaster and said shiezer

by b-rad G July 31, 2003