Schieder

Any man whose ability to have sex is only rivaled by his attractive personal appearance and penis size. A "Schieder" can also speak every language (including brail), his shirts never wrinkle, he is left-handed and right-handed, and is known for his ability to serve sizzling fajita platters barehanded.

Dude, did you see that Schieder, he was totally serving sizzling fajita platters barehanded.

by Schiester12344321 January 12, 2010

schmiddy

Bearded hipster term used by micro breweries for a glass of beer that's less, in volume, than a schooner and usually more than a pot or middy.

Free schmiddy of pale ale with every gluten free kale and tofu pizza salad.

by YoNally June 12, 2019

shiddin

When you’re sitting on the toilet and poo comes out of your butthole profusely at a very fast rate of time, like forcing the power of the sun out, leaving a burning sensation on the anus.

I was shiddin so hard I prayed to god for mercy

by The shiddler February 27, 2022

Shidding

Just like shitting but worse. Shidding is where you are blowing up the toilet.

I am shidding and it is bad.

by Shitzreal August 19, 2022

schindler's shitlist

The jews that didn't make it on to schindler's list, due to prior 'beef' with Schindler.

Jew#1: did you make it onto schindler's list?

Jew#2: nah, I didn't make it. He's still peeved at me for stealing his yamaka. looks like i'm still on old man schindler's shitlist!

by noparentsnorules January 28, 2010

schindler

a person who tries to steal things without your noticing

jon han did you clock in early again, you schindler

by jables80 December 31, 2010

Dirty Schmiddy

The act of while using a sex swing. Twisting the sex swing over you while your partner,mounted in the swing, unwinds down on your pulsating member.

The Dirty Schmiddy: Picture a cieling fan with stirups.

by Backyard B February 14, 2010