scandler

A Finely thin slice of something.

Wow bro those potato scandlers were the bomb.

by Dog humper April 8, 2017

Shandler

The most epic man that has ever been on this planet

Shandler is epic

by miojon October 7, 2017

schindler

Verb, to schindler. Having regrets of the "If only..." and "I should have..." kind.

From the movie "Schindler's List".

John: I should have left a bigger tip.
Mary: Your tip was generous enough, stop schindlering.

or

John: If only she didn't sleep around so much I'd marry her.
Mary: Get on with your life. Don't schindler yourself to death!

by GWMcL September 9, 2007

schnadle

a synonym for "stuff." A term denoting gear of one sort or another.

Let's head to the slopes; got all your ski schnadle?
Honey, will you help me schlep all this schnadle in from the car?
Get your schnadle in a ladle--LET'S GO!!

by Sidi ni Tenen October 20, 2010

Schindler's Dick

Extreme shrinkage of the male member causing it to appear uncircumcised along with the inability to achieve an erection typically due to the consumption of amphetamines.

Jim: What it is? Did you finally bang Jessica last night?

Jerry: Fuck no, man. I had a bad case of Schindler's dick from that Adderall I took. I ended up fingerbanging her while she played with my windsock all night.

by Slippy Dickerson November 13, 2011

Schindler's List

One of the best movies of the 90's, and of all time. Tells the true story of German factory owner Oskar Schindler and how he saved the lives of over 1,100 jews during the holocaust.

Schindler's list won 7 oscars, including best picture and best director for Steven Spielberg.

by Adrian July 16, 2006

scrandled eggs

When you're high as fuck at a Denny's and you order hella eggs.

yo can I get some of them scrandled eggs

by Glassy Moore March 27, 2015