Shagmangle

The unexpected arrival of a family member to your home (usually on a friday night) , thus fucking up your weekend plans to get absolutely wasted/naked all weekend

Sorry darling my sisters just turned up after leaving her husband...looks like you'll have to put some clothes on and break out the chardonnay and milk tray, that's made a shagmangle of the weekend

by JRL1973 June 22, 2011

scharmaine

Scharmaine is a strong, witty, funny, and loveable woman. She is liked by many and can win just about anyone over. If you meet a Scharmaine, make sure to befriend her because you won't regret it. She'll be your ride or die as long as you demonstrate the same honesty and loyalty that she holds to a very high standard .

Scharmaine is so awesome, you're going to love her .

by scharmaniac September 22, 2016

shagmaster

Someone who is really good at sex

I'd go back for more - he/she's a real shagmaster. You could learn a lot from him/her

by Dave July 8, 2003

schmagma

a pungent, pasty, and gooey substance that forms in the foreskin of a penis.

After three days of extraneous activity and no shower my dick formed a very unpleasant type of schmagma.

by bac bac bac January 30, 2010

schamanski

hairy fuzzy lil hamster

omg look at my schamanski its so cute and furry!

by ays25432 October 31, 2008

schegma

schegma: the wispy white substance that resides in the folds of a vagina.

Damn girl I told you to do something about that schegma.

by voq.emtae June 19, 2016

Scharmann

A person who is creative, smart, and very nerdy. They are very good a making crafts and it would be good to have this person in art class with you. They are secretly very smart but don't like showing it. THIS PERSON IS A TOTAL GEEK!!! They would rather stay at home and play D&D or watch Starwars than go anywhere in public with people. This person may be shy but they are wild on the inside!

Don't be such a Scharmann and come to the party!

by Unknown User Account December 12, 2017