Schnaegle

Verb. To swoop In and replace another persons position , often with devious intentions.

It usually occurs when someone has put in a lot of effort to elevate themselves into a promising position with someone of the opposite sex, only to be replaced when they turn their back for 2 minutes.

Schaegling also commonly happens when playing bandits (also sometimes called 'lurking')

Did you see that guy schnaegle me? I was in with that hot girl until I went to the toilet.

2) I stood up for one second and someone schnaegled me and took my seat!!!

by Brutal_Tapir October 4, 2016

stefanie schneider

German artist known for expired Polaroid photographs that have a dreamy look with chemical mutations. Embracing a wabi sabi concept.

That's looks like a Stefanie Schneider.

by Stefanie Schneider March 25, 2017

Schorn

A mixture of corn and shit that one would eat in order to have sex with a hot chick .

I would eat the Schorn out of her ass just to get next to her asshole and I don't even like corn!

by will bitten December 27, 2016

Rim Schickler

A homosexual or "curious" male with a penchant for performing the sexual act of (rimming) on his passed out heterosexual friends. He also rims all things in life, never being successful at anything. The lovable looser that was well read in school and unathletic.

Jesus, that Rim Schickler got fired from another window tinting job? Maybe he should try rust-proofing!

by Cowlo June 2, 2017

Schlong control

The ability of a man to maintain an erection during sex and to ejaculate exactly when he decides.

A lady always appreciates a considerate lover who has excellent schlong control.

by Chad Apollo May 30, 2018

Bitcon Scheme

term to describe the Ponzi-like schemes of the cryptocurrency world, especially in terms of bitcoin; gets its name from "bit" as in "digital", and "con" as a twist on "coin", and to describe the type of scheme (so "digital coin" -> "digital con").

Used as an alternative to "Ponzi" because cryptocurrency adherants argue that only fiat currency is used as the ROI for early investors in Ponzi schemes, contrary to the imagined value of cryptocurrencies being used as the ROI in the cryptocurrency world.

"Mark lost all his crypto investments because it was all a Bitcon Scheme."

by JuliusCesarus June 27, 2021

Ombudsman school

A school where short bus riders go

Jeremy: I went to Ombudsman school because i wasn't going to get passed for attending alone.
Seth: What are you retarded?
Jeremy: It's called a learning disability, bro
Seth: Oh ok.

by connierobinsonkc August 29, 2023