titiot savant

a person of below average intelligence who possesses a sixth sense about women's breasts, often knowing specific personal details about them with a single glance at a fully clothed woman. In a 1987 Michigan State University study, one tidiot savant with an IQ of 83 was tested by looking at pictures of just the faces of the 50 Miss America contestants. He was able to give the exact breast size of 96% of the women, incorrectly guessing only Miss Alaska and Miss Hawaii, but was correct on all 48 contiguous states.

Jim: Why did you bring Nate along with us to the bar? He's such a doof.
Dave: Hey, man. Be cool. You'll see.
Nate: Ooohh. Ooohh.
Dave: What is it, little buddy?
Nate: At the door, brunette, natural 36C's, left one slightly larger than the right, not much, top hat nipples, medium areolas- again, left slightly larger, but just a tad.
Jim: She's smokin'!
--the next day--
Jim: Hey, Dave. That dumbass Nate was dead on about that chick's boobs. I had sex with her last night.
Dave: Damn right, he was dead on. That's because he's a titiot savant.

titiot savant by theinstigator December 15, 2013

Drunk Savant 

A phenomenon in which someone actually becomes more intelligent and coherent when he becomes drunk, often spewing direct quotes and sources that he could never cite when sober.

John: Wow, I had no idea Sam was so smart, he was quoting whole speeches from Shakespeare last night.

Ralph: Dude, Sam was totally wasted last night, he's a complete drunk savant.

Drunk Savant by Subzro85 February 26, 2010

font savant 

1. Someone (mostly a graphic designer) who knows and recognizes an extraordinary amount of fonts.

2. Anyone who loves and breaths fonts

My boyfriend Ethan is a font savant , Whenever we walk our dogs, all he does is name the font used in every sign or storefront we see.

font savant by Alex Purnell June 21, 2008

Lazy savant

The zenith of humanity, a talented and intelligent, brave kind hero

That Lazy Savant guy is like Mother Theresa

Lazy savant by Dingding299 October 8, 2023

Disney Savant

A skillfully brilliant Disney scholar who possesses exceptional knowledge related to all aspects of the Magic Kingdom.

My goofy colleague, a true Disney Savant, leaves us every so often to totally immerse himself and his family in the powerfully mystic innocence that is Disneyland.

Disney Savant by Dr Bunnygirl May 11, 2019

idiot savant 

A person who (unlike a true savant in that s/he is not medically considered mentally disabled or autistic) is extraordinarily gifted in one or two specific areas, yet is still incapable of handling simple, easy tasks or common-sense situations. In other words, an idiot savant is an incredibly intelligent ditz.

Wow, that girl can't tell left from right, but she aced that super hard biology test! What an idiot savant!

idiot savant by whatthepatrick? December 30, 2009

Hysteria Savant Syndrome 

A disease from Hidan No Aria, Hysteria Mode (Hysteria Savant Syndrome or HSS) is a trait which causes the bodies of those carrying it to activate 30 times more neural transmitters than the average person, which makes the function of his central nervous system, namely the cerebrum, cerebellum, and spinal cord, accelerate dramatically when he is sexually excited.
As a result, in Hysteria Mode, logical thinking, judgment and reflexes all rise exponentially. Users enter a temporary super mode, like a transformation. It is seen in the novel that Hysteria Mode also permits the user to develop a sixth sense.

"Collin has a lolita complex, so when he sees a little girl in danger, his Hysteria Savant Syndrome activates

Hysteria Savant Syndrome by KeoticRambo November 14, 2012