Sauté

1. To toss quickly in hot fat.

2. A one night stand with someone that you have a lardon for.

-You aren't going out with that chunkmonster are you?

-Nah, I just sautéed him

by saidinmilamber May 25, 2011

Semen Sautée

A semen sautée is a cooking method involving the placement of semen in a frying pan, whether it be from fresh ejaculation or from previous storage, and the cooking of food in this pan. It is a relatively new method of frying, and its popularity will peak within the next few years.

"I fancy a nice semen sautée for breakfast"
"Alright, how do you like your eggs, sunny side up? Over easy?" (Second speaker procedes to masturbate over a frying pan)

by Nibeqwnzort April 30, 2006

Sautee the sardine

The leagal version of beastiality which involves fucking the shit out of your pet gold fish or some other sea creature. The end result is one messed up vagina and you penis smelling like the inside of Ivars.

Guy 1: I just attempted to sautee the sardine!
Guy 2: I did the same thing last week! But now i feel like my penis is an uncleaned vagina...

by FishLover87 July 20, 2011

Sautéed

To be insulted with such gracefulness and/or expertise that one begins to sweat immensely while others nearby cannot help but applaud.

Man 1 : You, sir, are a feeble-minded Neanderthal.
Man 2 : *absolutely perplexed, unsure what to do*
Man 3 : Quite sautéed.

by Famboy June 26, 2015

sautéed

when you get so drunk that you don't remember what you did; blackout drunk

"hey bertha i'm bouta get sautéed tonight!"

by mackeroniee October 1, 2017

Sauteed Baby Ankles

A phrase used to describe a situation in which you are treated unjustly Bullshit, A detestable of repugnant smellFeces, A phrase of great joy or elationawesome. excrement

When the cop gave me the ticket, I said that's some Sauteed Baby ankles.

That dogs feces smells like Sauteed Baby ankles.

When i saw the amount I was going to get back from my tax return check I said "Sauteed baby ankles, We goin SHOPPIN!!!"

by M. DaScholar February 8, 2010

sautscheckerei

Originally a German neologism describing a musical or literary hoax. It derives from the last name of an individual who perpetrated a significant musical/literary hoax around the year 2000.

That novel was an elaborate piece of sautscheckerei.

by Orest Kuprij March 2, 2008