Skank-A-Saurus 

She's the beast from the east.................coast, that is. She is a behemoth of a gal and is old-school skanky. Her game is so old and tired, but you just gotta laugh at her attempts.

Faith: Guess who's coming up from Florida this weekend to corrupt her child?
Carli: Uhhhh that old, tired whore Skank-a-saurus?
Faith: Precisely!

Skank-A-Saurus by carlipet November 13, 2009

dong-a-saurus rex 

A man possessing a penis so large it causes internal bleeding, vaginal and anal lacerations, pelvic crushing, ruined sheets, shattered dreams of motherhood, and permently leaves a woman smiling funny.

Jenny: Do you know what blood-type Beth is?
Vicky: No, why?
Jenny: I heard Josh fed her the dong-a-saurus rex and now she needs a transfusion.

dong-a-saurus rex by pumpkin escobar October 23, 2005

skank-o-saurus

A super skank.
A skank of jurassic porportions

Beatrice is a skank-o-saurus

skank-o-saurus by YaHowYaDoin April 15, 2008

Fap-a-saurus Rex 

This is another usage of the word "fap", which means to masturbate. There are three distinct levels of fapping and Fap-a-saurus Rex is the most extreme. It is someone who masturbates constantly, during every waking and non-waking moment. This is a person whose hand you never want to shake. This is the type of person who does not eat, shower, or sleep, because it takes them away from fapping.

Joe Schmoe: "Dude, have you seen Bill recently?"
Tim Fuckis: "Yeah about three weeks ago. That's when he became a Fap-a-saurus Rex."
Joe Schmoe: "Damn, so that means he does nothing but fap? Not even eat or sleep? And I thought I was bad being a Fap Master"

Fap-a-saurus Rex by Dash Random October 27, 2010

mine-a-saurus

Mine-a-saurus:
An individual of any age or gender who has no other emotion than to get whatever it is they want at any given moment. Not getting what they want results in dinosaurus like behaviours ranging from tantrums, destruction of property, and even loss of life.

Ex. Lindsay Lohan. When a D-List celeb such as Ms. Lohan can actually nab an invite to a fancy Hollywood party, she becomes a mine-a-saurus at the first sight of SHWAG.

mine-a-saurus by Shaun Martin March 3, 2009

bitch-a-saurus 

1.A total bitch who wont stop bugging you about this, or that. 1. An annoying girlfriend

Yo I totally dumped jane she was a complete bitch-a-saurus.

bitch-a-saurus by Slick Bentley August 5, 2004

wont-shutup-a-saurus 

A term used to describe that one person in the office who in any given situation, be it a large meeting, small meeting, or casual conversation simply will not shup up. This person seldom stops talking so that they can be the center of attention and voice their opinions about everything possible.

When speaking to this person you may believe them to be listening. However they are not hearing a single word you say and are instead trying to find the first entry point for them to interrupt you and resume talking.

A wont-shutup-a-saurus will often tie up others in the office for large periods of time with total disregard for the fact that they may have work to do or that there may be a person waiting to talk to them about something important (even if this person is standing directly behind them).

Boy that guy sure is a wont-shutup-a-saurus, he was talking to me about his ridiculously over priced suit & shoes for over an hour yesterday.

wont-shutup-a-saurus by Old man Herbert January 24, 2008