Jacob satorius

He is a fuckboi and eats famous girls out for example milly bobby brown he’s also adopted

When somebody looses their virginity:”Ah you pulled a Jacob satorius on me”

by Austicspinner March 5, 2018

Saturnight

Short for the most epic portion of your weekly schedule, Saturday night. Because there is such a big difference in the activities that occur between Saturday and Saturday night, a word like this was desperately needed.

Mark: "What are you doing Saturday?"

Tanner: "Ohh nothing... I'll probably just watch college sports."

Mark: "What are you doing Saturnight?"

Tanner: "I'm definitely looking to get shitfaced at Zac's party!"

by 138DooBy December 15, 2013

saturnized

a term used to describe anyone who has had their lives ruined by this defunked 2 bit car manufacturer. it applies to saturn owners as well as its employees,the idiots that bought these things thinking that it was a "different kind if car company" ha! Morons!GM funded the project ! Did you really think incompitant bafoons like Rick Wagner and his scumbag buddies could do something right? And even if they did history shows us that they would ruin it anyway. As for the employees,(especially the ones at the retail level)here's a bunch of dedicated hard working people who really did buy into the concept of taking care of the customer, these folks killed themselves working hard to make good on GM's fuck up. These are the true victims, they are getting fucked worse than anyone else! Think about this, congress is giving billions of taxpayer dollars to GM so they can restructure(get rid of employees and brands)including saturn, that means that everyone who works for saturn gets to pay GM to fire them ! That's like being raped and having to pay the guy who did it for medical expences he incurred while he raped you. In closing I just wanna say, thanks GM for all the wonderful work you did in fleecing the public yet again! Enjoy my money and i hope you fucking die!

Hey! look at all those people in the welfare office,I wonder are they saturn owners or employees? They've all been saturnized!

by prince of penetration March 27, 2009

saturnus

glögg

We all hate it,taste like skit

take one saturnus and one blossa and you wont no more take a saturnus...

by the blossa November 24, 2003

saturnaash

saturnaash is a fan page on Instagram, with over 1k + followers, they post edits and updates of Aashna hegde. This fanpage is very talented and original.

person 1: wow these edits are so cool!! who made these?

person 2: duh saturnaash made this.

BY SATURNAASH IS AMAZING March, 2,2021

by SATURNAASH IS AMAZING. March 24, 2021

saturnus

a planet

have u seen saturnus

no its so far away

by lhfruhogu October 5, 2020

saturnisntemo

saturnisntemo means that Saturn is actually emo!

guys.. saturnisntemo.

by imsosusomg September 1, 2021