last chance saloon

The last chance one has to improve or otherwise help oneself before decision over ones future is made.

You're in the last chance saloon to improve your skills before the test.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 21, 2004

STOONAD/STUNAD

stupid, out of one's mind

You wanna challenge Mike Tyson to a bare-knuckled round of fisticuffs? Whaddaya, fuckin stoonad?

by weave November 8, 2003

stoonch

a foul smelling vagina

I could smell that girls stoonch from the other side of the classroom.

by lil franco May 6, 2006

sadoon

When you say something you really shouldn't have when you are on a night out. Affecting your friends social life and ultimately your own.

Man, last night I think I might have sadooned a few times.
You really sadooned that one.
Not drinking tonight incase I sadoon again.
Because I pulled a sadoon last night I can no longer speak too...

by shitziadsays December 13, 2014

Saloon Door syndrome

The act of swinging both ways yet unsure of ones sexuality.

The professor and Roberto were so scared of their sexuality that while on the road in the cover of night they took the chance to act on their saloon door syndrome.

by The_Elite_Trucker_Group May 19, 2022

brown eye saloon

A strip club that is brown eye friendly, meaning one that doesn't restrict viewing the assholes of the entertainers.

I'm tired of goin' to those topless-only bars, we need to hit a brown eye saloon!

by RedDog318 December 9, 2008

Poon Saloon

A titty joint that is full nudity.

He picked up his coke whore at the local poon saloon.

by Marx And Engels April 4, 2006