sasqueef

A vaginal sound resembling a fart coming from a large, hairy, and possibly very smelly woman.

Clint almost puked when Rhoda left an enormous sasqueef.

by largemarge August 8, 2007

Shaqueefe

When you shit and queefe at the same time.

Boy: damn what's that smell?
Girl: sorry I just shaqueefed.

by Shaqueefer October 1, 2017

squeefy

Means that something is squeef, and therefore squeefy

This beefy is squeefy

by Mint Leaf June 29, 2021

Squeef

When she squirt and then she queef

“Aye bruh, Landon was telling me about this girl he hooked up with the other night. He made her squeef!”

by bigballs25 March 16, 2021

Squeef

The moment at which a queef and a squirt are perfectly executed at the same time producing an amazing explosion of vaginal fluid.

Guy 1: You now what happened last night?
Guy 2: Dunno, how far did she you get?
Guy 1: She fucking squeefed everywhere, it took hours to clean up
Guy 2: Wow.
Guy 1: Tasted good though

by JonsonSmithson January 2, 2017

Saqueek

When a man's ejaculation rockets out of the urthera glands on to the flesh.

Can i please SAQUEEK on your twat?
I almost SAQUEEKED on myself when I saw her!!
Dont SAQUEEK on me unless you pay for it!(bitch)
Bitch I said dont SAQUEEK on my face!

by not in the face February 4, 2010

Squeef

When someone queefs and squirts at the same time.

"Oh sorry! I just squeef'd all over you!"

by Viator February 8, 2015