tariff sadism

A tactical cornerstone of the Trump administration designed to convey protectionism while fueling his agenda of keeping the working poor on their knees.

In an obvious effort to redirect our attention away from his corruption, his true inner guiding principle of “let them eat shit” informs the tariff sadism he gleefully inflicts.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 1, 2019

Samism

Samism is the epitome of compliment. It is akin to religions in the sense that there is a deity involved, but that deity is the person the compliment is directed at. Though the etymology is complex and often misunderstood, the original word (Sahmism) is understood as the ancient hebrew word for 'awesome-ism'. Samism makes you the cheese. And everyone wants to be the cheese.

The reason you didn't win is because he practices Samism. Tool.

by Dr34m.iZm January 12, 2008

satismactory

The qualities of something must be sufficient for McNamara, or else it is not "satismactory."

"The terpenes were not satismactory."

by WVTR April 12, 2019

Self Sadism

When you purposefully do things that you know will hurt yourself or will make you cry.

A:I just read a fanfic in which my favorite character died! I’m crying

B: dude, you knew it would happen! Why do you torture yourself with your self sadism?!

by Violettavonviolet April 30, 2020

Samism

stupid logic used by people named Sam

Luis: Dude I slept over at my friends house last night, we had to share a bed

Sam. Hahahah gayyyy

Luis: No? Just no other place to sleep and wasn't gonna sleep on the floor

Sam: Gay fag

Luis: #Samism

Sam: Fuck u

by Goodwin September 20, 2015

saptism

Being baptized in sap

Are you here for the saptism?

by Ketchup Sandwich May 14, 2018

Samism

A random, illogical and potentially insane statement made by a person who believes it to be complete fact and refuses to believe otherwise. A Samism is usually also completely irrelevant to the current topic of conversation.

Sam: "Biology isn't a real science when you think about it."
Ryan: "What?! Samism!

Sam: "Did you know that you're more likely to die on your way to collect your winnings after you win the lottery than you are to actually win the lottery?"
Ryan: "Did you even think about that before you said it? Samism!

by RM1992 December 9, 2010