When you bury a man on the beach, lying on his back, with a snorkel. The only thing exposed is his erect penis sticking out of the sand, which is being blown by a woman.
I was on the beach with my girlfriend last night. It was my birthday, so I convinced her to give me a sloppy sandcastle!
by Dustinj321 October 14, 2017
Get the Sloppy sandcastle mug.When you sutff a garbage can until you can absolutely fit no more in it, and when you go to throw it in a dumpster upside down, the bag stays on the can, but the garbage itself goes into the dumpster, but comes out like sand from a bucket at the beach.
by notfunnyhahafunnyqueer February 21, 2011
Get the Compton Sandcastle mug.While having sex with a woman and she upsets you while using a condom pull out and insert your member in a cup of salt and reinsert back into the woman forcefully.
Me and Jess were booking up and she pissed me off so I gave her a Salvadoran sandcastle... Haven’t talked to her since.
by 1LoKota October 24, 2020
Get the Salvadoran Sandcastle mug.When a public toilet becomes clogged, but people continually defecate into it, overfilling it with feces until the fecal matter stands on it's own weight in the bowl and over the toilet itself, often resembling a sand castle.
by Ballz Johnson September 7, 2016
Get the Urban Sand Castle mug.When during an anal sex creampie, you carry her to the kitty litter box with your dick still inside of her anus and then have her cum-fart into the catbox for the cat to bury.
I gave this girl an ALABAMA SAND CASTLE last week, her cat hid the pie in the castle. She's gettin' the ol' alabamy sand castle after we get cat litter.
by barkingspider September 26, 2011
Get the Alabamy Sand Castle mug.Dude I woke up at the beach with sand in my butthole; I am pretty sure that dude I hooked up with last night sandcastled me.
by Dirty Sanchex 44 May 26, 2010
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When taking a poop, of such that it is like wet sand, it piles up like a sand castle above the toilet water.
When taking a poop, of such that it is like wet sand, it piles up like a sand castle above the toilet water.
by McHuge3 November 18, 2013
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