Sample Fart

Is when you let go a sample of a fart to see if it smells bad before you let it all out...

I let go a sample fart in the elevator to see if i could let go the rest.

by hmlv October 24, 2009

sample slut

somebody who hovers around free sample counters in food stores and/or takes more than one free sample

Person 1: Look at that sample slut blocking the bakery counter
Person 2: Yeah, she thinks "Try One" means try one, then try another one, and another one....

by creaternity July 8, 2006

sample jam

when the isles in a grocery store become impassable due to the number of people stopped for free samples.

Oh crap, we had better go down the frozen food isle, there's a sample jam over by the baked goods.

by BurroughOwl May 27, 2012

sample sister

when a person goes partner to partner faster than somebody going through the costco samples

dammmn she a sample sister she dated three guys in the same week

by kindofanicon June 12, 2018

sample fart carpet

Carpet samples purchased from Home Depot, farted on, and then forced upon unwilling victims to smell

I just stopped by Home Depot and picked up some sample fart carpets, are you boys ready to sniff?

by Roy Rogers McFreelyy March 8, 2021

Sample bitch

An elf like creature who sifts through lettuce and other vegetables. Often irate and ill-tempered.

"Hey Pat, could you go pull down some lettuce for the sample bitch?"

by Bobby Bunyons March 18, 2009

Sample Surfing

The act of going through Costco or mall food courts and sampling from every poor sod having to stand there with free samples of food.

James and Robert didn't feel like paying for a meal, so they snuck into Costco and went sample surfing.

by IsraelHands09 January 17, 2016