Tijuana Samsonite

Using black garbage bags as luggage

Juan checked his Tijuana Samsonite at the ticket counter.

She picked up her Tijuana Samsonite in baggage claim

by pointswhore July 30, 2018

bort sampson

to define a reproduced product of inferior quality where the product is misrepresented as the real deal. Often sold on Ebay

I thought I was buying the Terminator Trilogy. What the hell is this ' Termanotor'. Its Bort Sampson all over again

by Jack Flasher July 7, 2005

Holly Sampson

Tiger Woods' seventh, arguably his hottest, mistress. Also a very successful pornstar in the big boobs MILF category.

Person 1: Holy fuck check out that porno with Holly Sampson!
Person 2: Tiger Woods is one luck mofo to tap that.

by iocaooa January 15, 2010

Samson

An intelligent person who can be very, very shy at times. Usually stubborn, tends to be funny and is always a good friend to have.

Friend 1: Who's that kid?
Friend 2: Oh he definitely looks like a Samson to me

by Haddix March 17, 2011

Sampson Fish

A sexy fish found in the tropical waters of Heron Island. Commonly found with the Bellarachie sucker fish.

Oh look there's a Sampson fish over there!

by MagicMirrie December 21, 2014

sampsonfuck

1. A completely and totally unnecessary expletive with no real meaning.

2. The act of engaging in sexual congress with a man/woman named Sampson.

Let's get the sampsonfuck outta here!

Mary-Beth: I fucked John last night.
Jacqueline: Isn't his last name Sampson?
Mary-Beth: Yes.
Jacqueline: Wow! Was that your first Sampsonfuck?
Mary-Beth: Yes.
Jacqueline: You must be very proud.
Mary-Beth: Yes.

by czainsaw May 13, 2006

samsonite

When someone you'd usually find blindingly hot, Usually female, has so much baggage that it obscures their hottness.

Yeah she looks good and all, but pure samsonite.

by yungn8r June 8, 2008