gooch flavored shitsicle

just another awesome insult when "bitch" and "asshole" just wont work.

Shut the hell up you gooch flavored shitsicle

by josh klayburn June 17, 2008

Shotsicles

Vodka enhanced popsicles that are an incredibly tasty summer drink. They're often used at a party to consume alcohol in stealth mode.

Kathleen: There is no way I am going to make it through this family reunion barbecue when it's booze free.
Julia: Don't worry- I'm bringing a stash of shotsicles for the two of us!
Kathleen: YES.

by kiwi4030 July 27, 2010

sandsicle

While having sex on the beach, you happen to miss and stick your wet rod right in the sand and when you pull back out its a sandsicle.

Dude I was doing this girl the other night on the beach. I was on top and it slid out right into the sand...she didn't want to touch my sandsicle after that.

by RandarXJ7 August 14, 2008

Saltville, VA

Saltville is a little town located in the backwoods of Southwest Virginia, about as well known as Marion and Chilhowie, unless you're heading up to Bristol TN for the races and happen to pass through. The favorite pastime of the people there is cruising through the post office parking lot and making drug deals in broad daylight. They don't even have a Walmart but they do have a Piggly Wiggly. Also referred to fondly as "Salt Vegas"

Girl 1: Hey, you want to go to Saltville, VA tonight?

Guy 1: What the fuck for?

Girl 2: Shit, I heard we could score some weed for cheap. I know some people

Guy 1: Everyone knows everyone in fucking SaltVegas

by Mufasayomamma August 3, 2011

shitsicle

a nasty popsicle. it tastes like its made with liquified poo.

Gross. this is NOT made by Good Humour. its clearly a homemade Shitsicle.

by david October 28, 2003

saltlicker

a masochistic person who actually likes being tormented by telling everyone their troubles and pain, then when someone comes along and rubs "salt in a wound", the person responds by saying "thanks that felt great" and proceeds to have a pity party for himself/herself for months on end, continuously licking the salt and referencing the comment whenever they can, for attention.

Suzie has an alcohol problem and frequents bars to pick up men... I gave her lots of attention and tried to get her to quit..Finally gave up and called her a skank. Now she tells people she must be a skanky alcoholic, because I said so. I actually think she likes it, because she giggles every time she says it. It's her new tagline. She is such a saltlicker.

by wordsmith78 March 27, 2010

salsiche

another word for your wang.. or the good stuff thats in the sunday sauce.

yo tony.. keep ur dam salsice in your pants.. or else big franks gonna hear about this.

yooo mamma.. why didnt u put the fresh salsiche in the sauce?

by frank botz October 20, 2005