Silicosis

The osu!mania player that is so good, so damn ET, he is best friends, with Etienne and looks like a Frisbee

jkzu123: Silicosis so ET he look like a frisbee, he can SS Black Stick Rot DT!
Silicosis: Not ET

by jkzu123 (yes the real one) June 9, 2022

Saladtosis

The resulting bad breath from tossing the salad.

Did you smell his breath? That man has Saladtosis.

by TheTaoOfNoe January 9, 2009

Vaginal Silicosis

An irritating, disorder that can occur in both men and women. Known and diagnosable by the common person by identifying common traits such as excessive whining, complaining and generally acting as if one has sand trapped in the vagina. Those suffering ffrom this affliction tend to make others annoyed and irritated. Etiology of this disorder is unknown, though recent studies have identified "bitchyness" as a risk factor. Treatment options are limited and therapies available tend to be both painful and ineffective in long term resolution. Common name: Sandy Vagina

Her behavior might be a symptom of Vaginal Silicosis.
She's so pissed off ...she must be suffering from vaginal silicosis.

by Ben Sturgeon May 14, 2008

shitosis

a disorder in which one cannot go poop in public restrooms. They are restricted to the home. If they are forced to use public restrooms, they feel extreme discomfort and often unable to perform.

Prah: I have to poop really bad...
Natalie: Then go!
Prah: I can't! I have shitosis!

by Laura & Tika October 20, 2008

halitosis

Disgusting breath that people always seem to have when they lean in really close and tell a secret.

"I was going to kiss him, but he had some nasty-smelling halitosis."

by Hannah August 13, 2003

halitosis

The benign form of bad breath preferable to phallitosis or breff.

Terry Smith, a very well respected Naval supply corps officer, was known for his halitosis, which was chronic, strong, and attracted buzzards and flies.

by harry flashman July 11, 2003

Super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis

Gandhi

Gandhi fasted so long that his frame was rather frail,

And when he eat the strangest fruits his breath was often stale,

He walked barefoot so hard his bottom squirt his diagnosis,

(He was a) Super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

-The Newfangled Four

by Random_doesn’t_equal_funny August 16, 2018