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salisbury

A tourist trap city in the south of england wiltshire, with a massive leutering youth proble, more secondary schools than there are shops and a new look that will always be remebered as woolworths to the people who live there. It has a social system complicated enough to fool the CIA, consisting of packs of quite simply bored teenagers roaming the streets and gardens of the area every saturday.

It is famous for its cathedral and its location near to old sarum and stone henge. In fact, at its bus station can often be seen hippies returning from pagon festivals. not to mension flocks of angry school kids and stoners who have been out all hours trying to return home.
i live in salisbry
are you going to town (meaning are you going to salisbury)
by she wears a bow March 14, 2011
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Salisbury Swamp Sock

People in Maryland, especially Salisbury have very strange sexual habits. The Salisbury Swamp Sock is when a dude is banging his girl before she has to work without a condom. He then pulls out so he doesn't blow his load in her, and he grabs a sock to nut into. After the sex, in a rush to get ready for work, the girl then puts on that sock and wears it all day.
Rough nasty sex before work that has to be done quick. When the girl wears the sock to work her feet will wet and dirty all day or night. This is because she is a victim of the Salisbury Swamp Sock
by Angry Pirate Man July 21, 2009
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saliah

A girl that can beat anyone's ass up. She will be fierce at times, and roast you a couple more times but she will always be your loyal friend.
Boy: Woah, look at Saliah! She just roasted Dylan's shoes so hard, {boi}!
by chickenwing2889 June 29, 2016
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salisman

A manchild who tries to sell with a deep staten island accent. Often a salisman will have deep yellow stains on his unwashed fingers from smoke and nicotine. The salisman will almost always have a low closing percentage and be forced to wear out of style clothing. The salisman will let his eyebrows grow to unheard of lengths. He will act much like a fatta and in the summer months resort to wearing his shorts very long in the salfatta style. Many salismen have been rubbed by the testemorph.
Sally cried out "Please Wobert, DON'T MAKE ME A SALISMAN!"
by A Palumbo September 4, 2007
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Salis

Damnnnn you see how black that mothafucka salis is..?
by NIGGASLAYER37 July 7, 2020
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Salisbury

A town in Wiltshire where everyone is a fucking chav. It is home of South Wilts School for Girls (the lesbian grammar school) and WSE (the roadman school). If you attend either of these schools.....YOU'RE A NONCE. Salisury also has a maccies where roadmen, chavs, gypsys AND grammar school kids are often found on the loose.

There are other schools such as St Joes where you have fat asians and skinny gingers. Theres Bishops Wordsworth Grammar as well which is just privileged sex offenders. If you are lucky you may find a depressed South Wilts girl walking around the close because they have been nonced up by another teacher. Sometimes you may spot a shit ton of year 7s and 8s in lizzies high of poundland sweets.
Person 1: Salisbury? You live in Salisbuy? Fuck sake whos pregnant now???
by getsheft6789 August 8, 2019
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Tuna Salass

When you tie down your partner and put mayonnaise, pickle relish, and tuna in there asshole, stick a spoon inside mix it up and feed it to them
Jordan cried with tears of pleasure as Nancy fed him his tuna salass and said, "Thats tuna salass for ya."
by IdidntkillhimIwasatmysisters October 23, 2016
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