stagdation

Portmanteau of "stagnation" and "date". A relationship plateau which happens somewhat inevitably in every dating relationship, wherein the romance basically boils down to small talk and the same old boring jokes and phrases.

Deep inside, the male part(s) of the equation (if present) usually just want to cut the crap and get on with the smexy time. In contrast, female part(s) of the equation (if present) usually want to get back into an active relationship again. If denied, the female may just break up with her partner and leave it at that. Stagdation is usually unavoidable and is notoriously hard to remove oneself from.

Partner A: So, the... uh weather's pretty good. We should go for a walk and then maybe get an iced latte or something. And I have reservations to Olive Garden for tomorrow... maybe we can meet your friends.

Partner B: <thought><tuneout>Damnit, this used to be fun with him... I gotta find a way outta this stagdation plateau.</tuneout></thought>

Both: <thought>Why doesn't he/she cut the crap and skip to the smexy time?</thought>

by Aruscio August 24, 2010

Salvation Dance

A dance you do when something particularly amazing happens.
Alternatively it is a good introduction.
This dance first appeared in rmps.

The actual 'Salvation Dance' comes at the end of a dance depicting Jesus' life.

From birth - the resurrection.

Once he has ascended into heaven we achieve eternal salvation . . . hence the salvation dance.

Catherine: 'I passed my test!!!'
Cara: 'wooo!!!!'
Both: *do salvation dance*

Cara: 'HI! I'm Cara :D'
*does salvation dance*

by Miss Alainious October 23, 2009

salvation army

Underappriciated charity group that are always there to help.

The Salvation Army is not a thrift store, it is a CHARITY.

by SamSamSam December 28, 2005

salvation army

A type of christian church, very charitable. Runs charity shops and does missionary work.

'You going to the salvation army on Sunday?'
As in church

by tellmeastory June 18, 2007

Sagelations

A term used to describe a painful rash on a sagging part of the body, be it flab or sagging skin on an older person.

“I need help scratching these raging Sagelations on my back!”

by Ze Auggie November 29, 2020

Salvation Tits

Tits that will save your life.

Frank need somes Salvation Tits after that long dry period that he had.

by Master Hacker123 December 13, 2009

Sadcation

When you go away for a family vacation and everything goes wrong.

Jackson had a sadcation on his family vacation when his grandfather passed away.

by Whitword November 23, 2018