Tight necked crew style t-shirt worn underneath another t-shirt. Uses include sopping up an excessive amount of sweat redirected from one’s armpits due to over use of medical grade deodorant, keeping one’s inappropriately stiff nipples from tearing through their outer shirt, or simplify adding a subtle splash of color to one’s ensemble. The Safety Shirt should be an essential staple of every Big Guy’s closet.
Mal: Do I see you wearing not one, but two t-shirts?
Marty: Of course! I don’t go anywhere without a Safety Shirt.
Mal: Is it because you afraid of sweating out all that Big Guy Energy?
Marty: Nope, I just want to make sure I’m not going around cutting glass when my turkey’s done.
Marty: Of course! I don’t go anywhere without a Safety Shirt.
Mal: Is it because you afraid of sweating out all that Big Guy Energy?
Marty: Nope, I just want to make sure I’m not going around cutting glass when my turkey’s done.
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In layman's terms: some horny dumbass finds a slut willing to play and goes down on her after she's freshly fucked another dude and still has his jizz in her.
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He was so drunk that he eagerly went down on her and ate her salty taco, previously tainted by his buddy.
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Steve - "Last night was tacos and anal night at the house, my wife even drank the salty chocolate milk afterwards!"
John - "Gross"
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