sassmaster

1. When the word is accompanied with 'The', it is referring to Brian Bell, the guitarist from the American alternative rock band, Weezer. Fans devastatingly describe Bell as being "easily the sassiest guitarist to ever live. Sassier than Gwen Stefani and Prince combined." He repeatedly demonstrates his sassiness with moves like 'The Impossible Bend' and 'The Power Rise'. Basically, if Brian Bell had a perfume, it would be named Sass in a Glass.

2. One who displays sass on a daily basis with no apologies. Note that true sassmasters do not claim to be a sassmaster, otherwise that just makes them a tool. They are humble about their exceptional amounts of sass, which just makes them even sassier.

"Look! It's The Sassmaster!'

Person A: "I'm such a sassmaster."
Person B: "Nope, you're just a tool."

by brianbell=sass December 18, 2010

Sackblaster

n. Pertaining to males only, usually in a sitting-down position; a fart, usually intense, that escapes forwards, not backwards. Upon its treacherous escape, the fart blasts one's ballsack with an inferno of hot, stinky air.

Son: Dad, I was on a date at the movies last night and I totally launched a sackblaster during a quiet scene.

Father: I guess SOMEBODY didn't get their balls licked last night?

Son: Well, she majorly shit her pants right before the credits rolled, so I wasn't tryin' to mess with that!

by Bouchet July 26, 2008

Sabbmaster

If God were to take form of a mortal it would be sabbadin, he holds the greatest status among men and women. Does crazy stuff/party

Who wants to enjoy life with the girls

Does not do real love

If someone calls you sabmeister take it as a compliment.
his everyday motto: love life, get payed, get laid. Simple philosophy of the sabbmaster .
There are three rules Sabbmaster follows:
1. Make a good first impression/entrance

2.tell is like it is/be honest

3. Confidence

4. Talk with delicacy such as “suck these”

Mark: man Drew pulled 3 girls in a night.!!?? That’s crazy!!
Thomas: yea, but he ain’t no sabbmaster

by Sabbmeister May 20, 2021

HackMaster92000

A bri’ish discordian that loves to imagine himself fucking discord kittens and characters of kid shows.

Have you heard HackMaster92000 is outside we have to keep our doors locked.

by LillyHaleli June 29, 2022

snackmaster

Someone who has the perpetual munchies and rocks out the best snacks ever. Highly inventive and can make edible and delicious snacks out of the scraps in your barren cupboards. Have food? Prepare to be dazzled! Word of caution: the Snackmaster can and will eat you out of home if you pass out before him/her.

Tony: "Hey, I'm baked out of my gourd and I have the munchies something fierce!"

Shane aka: the Snackmaster: "Give me free reign to thy kitchen for I am thy Snackmaster and thou shall feast as thou hath never feasted before".

Tony: "Do it up man, have at 'er!!"

by aimbones June 5, 2011

Suckmaster

The title bestowed upon Dan Cummings, a current cult leader based out of Idaho, USA.

The Suckmaster has directed us to fact check George the Poodle being shot in the head repeatedly.

by Googlizer December 1, 2020

Sapmaster

The guy who manages a sugar house in a sugar bush

I went to sapjack real quick before the sapmaster came back

by The sapjacker December 8, 2020