Mohr: Hey Chris, do you want to grab some smoked meat at Schwartz's?
Walken: Let me tell you pal, you'll never get a table in there tonight. That place is busier than stink on a bum's nut sack!
Walken: Let me tell you pal, you'll never get a table in there tonight. That place is busier than stink on a bum's nut sack!
by Skeletor's Havoc Staff August 1, 2013
Get the busier than stink on a bum's nut sack mug.The act of eking one's seed out from the testes. Ejaculating. Spunking up a storm in a lady's teacup. Cleaning one's pipes.
Farquar's hand was a blur as he frantically, desperately reached the point of no return. "By Jove, I think it is time to empty one's sack" he ejaculated, plum firmly in his mouth, and with a gruff grunt of pleasure, he emptied his sack onto the shiny, firm booty that was splayed before him.
by Duncolini January 14, 2008
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the opposite of onegine:A feared and dreadful disease, also known as onewenis.
Very often, a seemingly mild case of onesack can develop into a more chronic, and sometimes even lifetime condition. The only cure for that strain of onesack is death - yours or his. Do you want to live with a debilitating illness??? God no!
Better to be single and go around fucking all the randoms you secretly wish you were fucking, and not allow this sneaky opportunistic illness take hold and ruin your life.
Unfortunately there is no way to vaccinate for onesack at the moment, although many of the world's greatest thinkers and visionaries are working on the problem as we speak - their greatest efforts so far concentrated on fizzy sweet alcohol drinks like Bacardi Breezers, otherwise known as "Leg-Openers", and guaranteed to put an illicit sexual event with a questionable whore on your calendar.
All I can say in warning, is be ever vigilant to the symptoms of onegina, which are enumerated as follows:
1. An amazingly huge amount of dry vagina thoughts and deeds
2. A constant look of contempt on your friends' faces when they talk to you
3. An appreciation for gay shit like "going out for dinner" or "taking in a movie" or at its worst, "a quiet one at home with the daddy"
Very often, a seemingly mild case of onesack can develop into a more chronic, and sometimes even lifetime condition. The only cure for that strain of onesack is death - yours or his. Do you want to live with a debilitating illness??? God no!
Better to be single and go around fucking all the randoms you secretly wish you were fucking, and not allow this sneaky opportunistic illness take hold and ruin your life.
Unfortunately there is no way to vaccinate for onesack at the moment, although many of the world's greatest thinkers and visionaries are working on the problem as we speak - their greatest efforts so far concentrated on fizzy sweet alcohol drinks like Bacardi Breezers, otherwise known as "Leg-Openers", and guaranteed to put an illicit sexual event with a questionable whore on your calendar.
All I can say in warning, is be ever vigilant to the symptoms of onegina, which are enumerated as follows:
1. An amazingly huge amount of dry vagina thoughts and deeds
2. A constant look of contempt on your friends' faces when they talk to you
3. An appreciation for gay shit like "going out for dinner" or "taking in a movie" or at its worst, "a quiet one at home with the daddy"
Will lisa be coming out to get smashed tonight? no she won't. she's got one sack the poor cunt, and her days are numbered and her freedom ended
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Get the one hand sack basket mug.Oil field definition of a company suck ass. One who kisses his boss’s ass. One who snitches on his coworkers to get brownie points. A person who sucks ass so much that he could pull a vacuum on an onion sack. Onion sacks have holes or are made out of mesh and normally would not collapse under a vacuum.
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