S.S. Minnow Johnson

1) Carter's made-up name for a boat while pretending to be its captain and trying to get with the real captain's girlfriend in rush hour 2.

2) Variation on the boat from Gilligan's island the S.S. minnow
3) Guy with a huge penis

Hot woman: Oh this is your boat? What's its name?
Carter: Its name? ... oh yeaa, its the S.S. Minnow Johnson baby.

Woman: that's funny it says Red Dragon on the side.

by mogie13789 May 1, 2011

s.s. yo-yo

Pronounced (es-es-yo-yo)

shit, sucks, your on your own.

Friend: Damnit!!!!! I have 3 essays and a project due tomorrow!!
You: Wow... well s.s. yo-yo!

by greeeenmajik June 26, 2009

S.S. Sore dick

A prolific womanizer that has an on and off genital herpes problem. Many blisters are on and around the genitals mostly appearing near the rectum. This man may be identified by the herpes alone. Sometimes at twilight you can hear the WALLET call.

M.C.: OMG! Did you hear that?

L.P.: Don't be scared. It's just the wallet call of the S.S. Sore dick.

by Neil Mik May 21, 2009

s.s. pussy shovel

A Russian science vessel circling the Arctic in search of mermaid brides. If the mermaid bride you get is a half cod mermaid, then you are deemed to have a "garbage mermaid".

the first s stands for sex...the second s stands for sex

"Hey Ivan, are you going to marry that garbage mermaid on the S.S. Pussy Shovel?"

by Spread Condor December 21, 2009

S.S.

Super Strong;Highly potent marijuana or Kush.

Is that S.S.,Or Reggie's?

by Ronaldo Boudini September 30, 2014

S.S.

Abbreviation for Starbucks Slut:
1. A Person who gives all their money/time/energy towards the prospect of Starbucks.
2. A Person who frequently engages in sexual intercourse whilst at Starbucks.

"Hey James, you hear about Deborah?"
"No, What?"

"Well, shes a real S.S.; she spends hours at Starbucks, and recently she fucked the head manager!"
"Damn. What a S.S."

by MagicalMurder April 22, 2015

S.S

Simulated sex

Me and my girl had some s.s last night. It wasn't as good as the real thing but was okay.

by Just a average dildo December 19, 2017