S.H.O.K.

An acronym standing for "Smashing Head On Keyboard". Used during online conversations to convey intense exasperation, frustration, or defeat. One usually doesn't actually commit the act implied.

"Wait...the exam's this Saturday? S.H.O.K."

by Visioneer October 14, 2009

S.H.L

S.H.L - Single Hit Listener: someone who only listens to
popular single tracks from artists!

Busta - "Aye dogg that song (I've got five on it) is G with it....whos the artist?"

Loc - "Luniz"

Busta - "What about (Hood took me under)?"

Loc - "Damn trick yous a S.H.L!"

by Merksman May 10, 2008

S.H.S

S.H.S. Stupid Hoe Syndrome

your girlfriend suffers from S.H.S.

by W.Darity February 22, 2008

S.H.I.T

a response to the phrase T.G.I.F. (thanks God its Friday) when it is actually thursday. S.H.I.T. (sorry hon its thursday)

Woman in elevator: *sigh* TGIF
Man in Elevator: S.H.I.T.
Woman looks at him blankly: what did you say?
Man: Sorry Hon its Thursday.

by J.M. Atkins February 9, 2008

S.H.I.T.

An acronym that stands for "Sexual Harassment Investigation Team." Because as we all know, 99% of "sexual harassment" claims these days are, in fact, a crock of shit.

Suzy filed a sexual harassment claim against Bob because he said she looked hot in her new outfit. Sounds like a S.H.I.T. case if you ask me.

by JustAnotherGuy December 28, 2004

S.H.U.

Special Housing Unit
It is the prison within a prison.
See also lockup or lockdown and PC--protective custody.

Five-O found drugs up his ass, now his ass is in SHU.

by Tizzat January 28, 2004

s.h.i.t.

A way to crush someones dreams when they think it's friday. Stands for 'Sorry hun, it's Thursday.'

James: Haha, T-G-I-F!
Katie: S-H-I-T...

by Wonderful Aishas July 7, 2005