Routine

An arbitrary word used by management officials to blur the lines of clarity when clearly losing an argument with an employee or an employee organization or when implementing something without a clear need to do so.

That issue isn't worth addressing. It doesn't happen routinely nor does it rise to the threshold of what we would consider routine.

by Ricky Road March 4, 2019

Pillow Case Ruiner

A woman with caked on make-up, usually found frequenting clubs and bars. When you take them home to bang them, you wake up in the morning with a ruined pillow-case from their massive amounts of make-up being rubbed off.

So after I banged that Pillow Case Ruiner last night I had to go out and buy some new pillow cases! Shit was nasty!

by FrattinHardCMU May 29, 2011

dead phone routine

A person's excuse that they flaked out on an agreed-upon meeting or date with you because their phone was not working, not paid, or not charged. These excuses are often belied by the fact that a call to the user results in a normal dial tone, rather than going straight to voicemail.

The dead phone routine usually goes something like this:

1. "Sorry, I got stuck downtown and my phone died."
2. "Hey I just got my phone back up I had to pay it first."

by Moggraider April 29, 2014

Ruthness

Ruthness is basicly the essence of a Ruth <

Ruth is the most amazing female there is :D!

Bob: hey man do you feel that?
Tom: yeah man its ruths essence.. shes so great.
Bob:yeah man i love her overwhelming ruthness.

by CoolGuy7 November 4, 2010

Ruined Orgasm

When a guy is masturbating, by himself, or by his partner, and keeps stopping before he ejaculates. This goes on until finaly he penis is finaly allwed to ejaculate, but the hand is pulled away and the penis has no more stimulation througout the orgasm. Its cool to watch as the penis bobs up and down as it ejaculates the semen. This leads to the guy feeling very unfufilled and his penis is usually to tired to masturbate again, so basicaly he is left with sperm all over himself and nothing to show for it.

Bill was masturbating to some dirty words on Urban Dictionary like Horny, Penis, Masturbation, Caught in the act, Wet Dream and Wild Wank, when his friends suddenly came in and grapped his hands, holding them down. They wanked him off until they saw that he was about to orgasm, then let go. The penis bobbed up and down as it shot manjuice all over Bill's chest and Bill was left naked on the floor with a ruined orgasm.

by Penisking May 24, 2009

ruminesce

To ruminate and/or reminesce (longingly and perhaps with no small sense of loss) as to something or someone no longer available or present as it once was.

to ruminesce; perhaps exemplified in the emotional ode to Chrissy Hynde's vanished home:

"I went back to Ohio
But my pretty countryside
Had been paved down the middle
By a government that had no pride
The farms of Ohio
had been replaced by shopping malls
And Muzak filled the air
From Seneca to Cuyahoga Falls
Said Ay! Oh! Where did you go, Ohio?"

by mysticaldeath May 6, 2008

heaven for rustiness

The phrase that a recent US migrant uses to insult a company operating in a 3rd world country whose offer he has rejected for obscure reasons

literal meaning: A place where people can actually get rust on their balls

Loser1: Get your history right, have you ever worked at PNS??
Loser2: Its a heaven for rustiness!

by SayNoToMe August 2, 2011