russia

Country that pretended to be yugoslavias friend throughout all the european wars, and now pretends to be an ally of serbia. Altough they profit from every time they "save" serbia and former Yugoslavia. One such example being the Kosovo crisis, when they entered Pristina (Kosovos Capital) and demanded money from America. They got paid, and left, the end.
Serb : "Russia will save us!!!"
2 seconds later, shot in the head
by SerBSPeeD September 25, 2005
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The country where most of the mysterious fofudia wearers live. All they do nowadays is defending the primordial Russian/Orthodox(christian)/communist ideology* on the web against their eternal enemy the West and its mercenaries from Ukraine, Georgia & Baltic states, as you can see in the definitions below. In their spare time they laud the Luminary Putin.

* Can you imagine people who love the last czar shot by the commies and the commies themselves? Or people that join what they think is Christianity with what they think is heritage of their pagan ancestors? Well, it's how they are, the mysterious fofudia wearers.
1) Who's now playing jazz, will bought be by the West!
2) Blame the Jews if there's no juice!
(Russian f-wearers usual sayings)
by Pstchan September 14, 2007
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Russia is a country starting in the east of europe and covering almost half of the asian continent. In its history it has fought many wars, and for those who say its peaceful now, and that it is "thebestomfg", go read some fucking recent news! their recent invasion and take - over of a neighboring country shows the true face of the Syberian Tiger.
goods:
vodka (what?! its good, w/e you say, you cant deny that)
ak47
Nico Bellic :P
Sputnik
First to be in space both women and men
bads:
largest stock of Weapons of Mass Destruction
Invasion of Georgia, recently
Communism in the past
Killing the economics of many countries in the past, and recently too
hate (other side doesnt like them too though....) for the west - not all of russians, but the propaganda in the news...
strictly controlled by government
mafia
main history events:
defeat of Nazis
Stopped by the Poles, while advancing against the west in 1920
consumed many countries, such as poland, ukraine, lithuania etc. in their communist past
Afghanistan invasion - big mistake
cold war against the west
Wages war on terror, more succesfully than the U.S
gigantic economics trouble in the past, now a strong economy
conquered by the Mongols, defeated them after a couple of centuries
Mafia hits no.1 businessman in Russia, shock (1930's) in the press

by Mort eind the medic! October 23, 2008
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a country that wishes they were america
russia is gay
by qwertyasdfghzxcvbnytrewq November 28, 2011
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is the country which nobody likes (except of russians)....and why should russia like your country if you don't like Russia?
It was very hard time for Russia after Disintegration of the Soviet Union, but time goes and soon Russia will get it's power back.Don't worry, there isn't communism anymore so Russia (perhaps) is very benevolent ... :)
what's up comrades?
Ukraine, Belarus, Latvia, Lithuania, Estonia, Georgia, Moldavia and others say that Russia is bad that's why soon they would buy gas much more expensive.

Russia doesn't like Germany.

Russia is sorry about Poland, if that I know is the truth.
by anahe June 11, 2006
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is another word for anal sex between men
gay guy: wanna go russia on each other?
gay guy2: yeah i love getting russianed
by big_Joe13 June 05, 2009
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A country where fluency in English is actually decreasing unlike other countries because of translations of every single english language sources and the increasing laziness of teenagers nowadays to learn English more than just a school subject.Perhaps because of the winter?????
The past generation Russia are very brilliant scientists and doctors during the glory of USSR.
by watever4545 January 08, 2005
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