Runs

"Runs" usually refers to diarrhea. The term runs is derived by three different events that accompany diarrhea. (The three runs).

1. You run to the bathroom.

2. You sit down and the shit runs out of you at a surprising velocity.

3. You run out of toilet paper because you have to wipe your ass so much.

Wow, Jerry sure went to the bathroom in a hurry, he must have the runs.

by That one German guy... July 21, 2009

Run

Forrest

Run

by Shrek the Justin April 5, 2023

Run it

'Do it'

"You take that wall, ima set the sheetrock on this wall"
::"run it"

by BatShitt August 29, 2018

running

"In running there is no off season because running is not just a sport, its a lifestyle."

"Running has given me the courage to start, the determination to keep trying, and the childlike spirit to have fun along the way. Run often and run long, but never outrun your joy of running." -Julie Isphording, Marathon winner

"Miriah what are you running today?"
"Oh idk, probably 8miles."
"Come on lets do 10"
"Ok, I'm feeling pretty good anyways"

by LPence April 28, 2008

Running

escaping into a world where only runners understand. a natural high that feels good no matter what. where one puts one foot in front of another swiftly and silently. an aerobic activity where only the strong survive and the weak are trampled.

long distance running, short sprints and a great way to start is track

by lilburt818 February 26, 2010

running

An obsession that only certain individuals feel compelled to partake in. The individuals may or may not be large consumers of Coca Cola, but probably are. A past time that provides some kind of euphoric feeling for obsessors who look back upon past runs. Running provides more euphoria, for some reason, when the distance that has been run is longer rather than shorter. Those who participate in running have a compulsive drive for continuous improvement.

Dave kept compulsively running and running until his doctor put him in the hospital to make him refrain from worsening his hamstring injury, even though Dave had not yet outrun every 10K record ever set.

by Layer 2 June 11, 2006

The Runs

Another name for Diarreah. The name comes from that you have to run to the toilet so you don't shit your pants

Sorry teacher john can't come to class... hel gots the Runs
*class starts laughing*

by NiceMan February 16, 2007