Rumpture

a) "a burning desire to caress the posterior of another person"

b) "a fracture of the tail-bone"

a) he was overcome with rumpture at the sight of her curvaceous buttocks

b) her rumpture was caused by a slip on some ice

by eric May 24, 2004

DUMPTY HUMPTY BUMPTY RUMPTY AAAa

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

DUMPTY HUMPTY BUMPTY RUMPTY AAAa

by Kirbo the man September 26, 2019

rumpsta hoe

Rumpsta hoe
1) a woman that has a fetish for anal sex.
2) a woman who perfers anal sex over anything.

Damn that rumpsta hoe took it up the ass. i hit it all night

by billy May 13, 2005

Rumpo

Another term for having sex/intercourse.

CR: "Mmm, I'm in the mood for some good old rumpo with Barry tonight"!

Mum: "Mmm, i wouldn;t mind some rumpo with Hercules myself haha"

CR: "Ewww thats gross mum!"

by Crickle November 30, 2006

Rumpoed

1. A Rumpo is a big shitty van of any sort. It must be slow and of poor quality.

2. To be rumpoed is to be utterly fucked by the shittiness one one's vehicle. If your shitty van leaves you stranded you have been rumpoed.

" I can't change lanes this van is too big to see anything.... I'm fucking Rumpoed."

by John Detlor October 24, 2008

rumptle tumptel

Rumptle tumptel is a made up phrase completely fabricated by an oblivious buffoon. This is not a scientific term, if anyone tells you it is, they are woefully mistaken.

oblivious buffoon :
"rumptle tumptel"

ordinary individual :
"OH WOW. die."

by elbendindenmentern den derfilm July 26, 2022

Rumpstalk

Rumpstalk (n.)The silky smooth hair found at the base of a centaur's rump.

"If it weren't for those rumpstalks, all human live wouldn't be built around servitude to high-flying centaurs and their soft-lipped concubines"

by Cortical Homunculus May 14, 2004