Rumpelstiltskin 

A freaky little gnome dude that is a total perv and who jacks off to dying girls screaming names at him.

Rumpelstiltskin: (wanking) Go on say it
Cinderella: (bleeding) Umm, Eric?
Rumpelstiltskin: (kicks her in the face) NO! Ahhh yeahh... now suck it..

Rumpelstiltskin by manyperson August 10, 2009

Reverse Rumpelstiltskin 

When a man (or sometimes a woman) is eating out the asshole of a man while jerking him off. Once both parties have finished-- the man eating the asshole backs off, and the man who recieved the eating then proceeds to projectile shit all of the man who ate his ass hole, getting it everywhere (including in the mans Mouth).

This is not no be confused with a rumplestiltskin, which is when a man gives another man a blowjob while shitting and then vomits down his ass ( see urbad dictionary Rumplestilskin)

"Dude, you smell like shit! did you get a Reverse Rumpelstiltskin?"

Reverse Rumpelstiltskin by Loss Prevention Officer2 October 5, 2011

Rumpelstiltskin Pussy 

When a woman has an irresistible vagina. Typically used when referring to a woman that has several men wanting to exclusively date her. Short for "A vagina made from fleece and gold."

"I can't believe Dave puts up with her shit! She must have some Rumpelstiltskin pussy!"
"God, what a sap. All he does is follow her around. She must have a Rumpelstiltskin pussy."

Rumpelstiltskin Pussy by Teloor April 8, 2012

Rumpelstiltskin 

The act of doubling up on condoms.

Did you hear about Sean's girl. She stopped taking her birth control pills so he had to rumpelstiltskin.

Rumpelstiltskin by Hdheje April 22, 2019

Rumpelstiltskin 

Tbh it’s daddy rumpelstiltskin yes he’s packing and yes he’s thick tbh so is daddy jar jar but daddy rumpelstiltskin is better

Daddy rumpelstiltskin is so hot

Rumpelstiltskin by Daddy rump June 9, 2020

Rumpelstiltskin 

When a woman is on top riding you like a motorcycle, and starts having explosive diarrhea on your ball sack.

Things were getting really hot last night until she gave me the nastiest unexpected Rumpelstiltskin!

Rumpelstiltskin by Knight_Rider February 28, 2023

Rumpelstiltskin mudslide 

Taking a large number of laxitives then sitting on top of another persons head as they let a slide of chocolate rain down on the person on the bottom. The person on the top then does bicycle kicks on the bottom persons body to spray liquid shit everywhere.

That bitch is crazy, she tried to Rumpelstiltskin mudslide me.

Rumpelstiltskin mudslide by charazarding champion January 24, 2025