RTFM

RTFM is Internet-speak for "Repeat the first message". It is used when the message did not transfer over the Internet properly. If someone tells you to RTFM, be patient with them, and copy-and-paste your original message several times. Also, typing the message with capslock on will improve the chances that it will get through (similar to yelling at a brick wall, telephone, or foreigner).

miket65> how do i change the color of links
redjl> omg rtfm n00b
miket65> ok
miket65> how do i change the color of links
redjl> RTFM
miket65> HOW CAN I CHANGE THE COLOR OF LINKS
miket65> HOW CAN I CHANGE THE COLOR OF LINKS
redjl> Message received. Sending you the information over the Cyber-Web.
miket65> Thanks, good buddy!
redjl> You are welcome, Internet pal!

by K.Z.. October 16, 2005

RTFM

Means/Stands for "Rolling on the floor masturbating"

"Oh my god, why would you do that?"

"Geez, RTFM"

"Do you even know what that means?"

"Rolling on the floor masturbating. But i don't have time to show you; I've got a web to surf"

by Cracked42 November 15, 2009

RTFM

Read The *Fantastic* Manual

<7-year-old> What's RTFM? :S
<Nice guy> Read The *Fantastic* Manual :D

by GodofJur January 21, 2005

RTFM

Ruining The Furniture Masturbating

I'd really like to invite you in, but i RTFMed the place.

by Throatwobler April 13, 2010

RTFM

stands for Read The Fucking Manual

I can't put this goddamn shelf together!
Dude RTFM

by SYS-35 January 8, 2009

RTFM

read the fucking manual

"I can't make the shelf."
"rtfm"

by thedemonbean September 28, 2013

RTFM

"Release The Flying Monkeys!"

Used by the Wicked Witch of the West when she is too busy or pissed off to speak the entire command.

Guy with big, furry hat: Your Wickedness, Dorothy and her gangstas have entered the Haunted Forest.

Witch: RTFM!!!

by Buggieboy May 6, 2008