RTFM 

Means/Stands for "Rolling on the floor masturbating"

"Oh my god, why would you do that?"

"Geez, RTFM"

"Do you even know what that means?"

"Rolling on the floor masturbating. But i don't have time to show you; I've got a web to surf"

RTFM by Cracked42 November 15, 2009

RTFM 

Read The *Fantastic* Manual

<7-year-old> What's RTFM? :S
<Nice guy> Read The *Fantastic* Manual :D

RTFM by GodofJur January 21, 2005

RTFM 

Ruining The Furniture Masturbating

I'd really like to invite you in, but i RTFMed the place.

RTFM by Throatwobler April 13, 2010

RTFM 

stands for Read The Fucking Manual

I can't put this goddamn shelf together!
Dude RTFM

RTFM by SYS-35 January 8, 2009

RTFM 

read the fucking manual

"I can't make the shelf."
"rtfm"

RTFM by thedemonbean September 28, 2013

RTFM 

"Release The Flying Monkeys!"

Used by the Wicked Witch of the West when she is too busy or pissed off to speak the entire command.

Guy with big, furry hat: Your Wickedness, Dorothy and her gangstas have entered the Haunted Forest.

Witch: RTFM!!!

RTFM by Buggieboy May 6, 2008

RTFM 

Read The F*@#ing Maunual

Generally used on men who believe that they do not need to undertake any kind of instruction, that the act of being male itself, means they have the ablity to build/construct/erect anything without looking first, or even at all at the user manual, because men (believe) that these abilities are in their genes, and DO NOT require any help whatsoever from any kind instruction pamphlet! (Aww, bless them, they just never learn!)

"Sweetheart, really, you've been trying to put to put those shelves up for two weeks now...RTFM! Please! Before you bring the whole house down!"

RTFM by MeJuliee!! January 18, 2010