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dead souls waiting room

An alienating experience conditioned by having been enforced to live contrary to ones nature.
'Some people die at 25 and aren't buried until 75 but continue to exist in the Dead Souls Waiting Room'.
Benjamin Franklin.
by fishyfishy-oh October 30, 2013
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roofie circle

A vicious cycle in which a person takes a roofie to forget an unpleasant occurrence, then wakes up forgetting having taken said roofie and takes a roofie again to forget the original event. Can continue on infinitely, usually not ending until your dealer cuts you off. Originated from the show "Arrested Development".
After unleashing explosive diarrhea into his pants while playing the part of Smee in his school's production of "Peter Pan", Mervin spent the next month of his life mired in a roofie circle.
by Nicholas D June 2, 2013
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Bird Room

Oh f@&$ yea... Updated bird room. Might be able to get a Cocaine Blowjob
by rainbow34 December 5, 2012
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Room-mate-from-hell

1)Someone who:
Has a mortal fear of showers.
Cuts his filthy, puke-inducing toenails right in front of you.
Hawks up phlegm, and then chews it and swallows, around fifty times an day.
Farts around 50 times an hour, and laughs every fucking time, like a fucking moron.
Doesn't even own a fucking toothbrush.
Tells you when he's just masturbated, and describes it in intricate detail.

2)Proof that no god exists.
Paul:Man, I saw your room-mate yesterday. I swear to God I could smell him from 50 yards. How THE FUCK can you live with him?
John: I don't know, I just don't know. I can't go on like this, John! I just can't!
* Starts crying on Paul's shoulder*
Paul: * pats John on the back*
There, there. There there.
by johnny_no_name April 25, 2005
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California Party Room

A garage whose purpose is to throw party's in it.

Derived from the Californian tradition of cleaning out a garage for the soul purpose of throwing parties. This allows underage kids to drink and provide a safe place to get high.
Man 1: Lets Go Hit The Clubs
Man 2: We can't Joe isn't 21 yet
Man 1: Fuck, well Jose has a California Party Room, lets crash it.
by Richard Perkins April 4, 2010
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Boys Locker Room

A magical places where male students do incrediable things such as becoming a human fidget spinner, singing the halo theme, etc
The boys locker room is scary
You dont want to go in the boys locker room
by TheEpicPoopDealer June 14, 2019
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Sweeping the Roof

A job Sweeping the Roof is a no show job. Essentially you don't have to go in because who's going to check or know if you've swept the roof.
My uncle Joey got me a job 9-5 sweeping the roof over on W 32nd Street.
by Fcpcool August 29, 2019
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