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Ronstipate

The word ronstipate comes from the far west of America, aka Los Angeles, California. Its usage has wormed its way from narrow sidelines to major crowds.

It is made up of two words, "Ron" (as in Ron Weeaaaasley from Potter Puppet Pals in the episode "Mysterious Ticking Noise") and "constipate" which is the act of pooing with difficulty and large amounts of pain and anguish, not to mention irritated fury.

The word means: to angrily squeal in a girlish manner (1). It is primarily used as a verb but could also be applied as a adjective, to describe something that acts in a Ronnikin-ish way of fury (2). This word can ALSO be used as a general expression of amusement or excitement or provoked drama (3).

The word, though widely accepted and used, is not to be taken lightly. This is a word of virtuous emotional fervor. One can only use the word as a last resort when no other word would suffice. If overused, then the user can be deemed a Ronstipation Whore.

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And P&P - Poo & Pee
1. "Did you hear DANANA in history? He forgot to bring in his report though he wrote about 1000 pages. Poor guy, he ronstipated about half an hour before the teacher threw him out of class."

T: Banana Poo ronstipated today.
C: Ew. I DArrhea him sooo much. What happened?
T: He accidentally swallowed someone's used toilet paper.
C: (gasps) I really don't consider that an accident.

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2. "What a ronstipating fool. We could hear that DANANA all the way from Mars."

T: Did you know about that ronstipating kid who never stopped his ron-screams?
C: No, what happened?
T: DANANA devoured / deflowered him.
C: That's not nice.

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3. "What in the name of ronstipation was that for? You just stepped on my face!"

T: What the ronstipation is that?
C: I don't know. I think it's DANANA.
T: If that's true, then we'd be dead.
C: Oh right. Let's just run in crazed ronstipation.
by Diana You December 3, 2007
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Ronkie

To severely fuck something or someone up.
Last night, we went out and Ronkied Windows with sling shots.

At the party, Ashton ronkied Mila's pussy .
As he was going up the stairs, he Ronkied his toe on the last step.
by Nuclear Filipino March 13, 2015
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ronkit

Weapon used to ruin people’s lives in Warzone by blowing up everything they love.
We’ve got a helimo now we just need to find some ronkits!

I googled “ronkit” and it’s not a thing.

Me: WtF happened?!
Teammate: The trophy system failed and they destroyed our life with a ronkit!
by Fredric Smoot July 19, 2020
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DJ Rosskie

A very dope & versatile DJ based in Atlanta
Damn DJ Rosskie is on fire tonight
by Teddypapi August 17, 2021
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Pipe-a-roonski

A fantastic tee shot in golf that is typically hit with the driver and goes very far and straight. This may also be known as and originates from the original word “pipe-a-rooner”. Best used on the golf course when you’re geeking out with the homies
“Wow, that shot Joe just hit was an absolute pipe-a-roonski. I think he’s 290+ right down the middle
by jmonroe69 May 31, 2021
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roskin'

Developed in Memphis music in the mid-1990's; Verb, to rosk. Roskin is like risking, when there really is no risk. Used sarcastically.
Also, one who takes stupid chances.
Man, you are roskin' it all on the lotto today!
Also
What does he mean asking her out? She's dating Louie--but then, he is a roskin'.
by d0g3n November 12, 2004
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Mt.Roskill Grammar

Mt Roskill Grammar rulz! U guys are just jealous cos ur school don't have anybody from it in NZ Idol.
by Lil' Jay February 25, 2004
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