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Ronnie the Bear

The valiant warrior that fights alongside Harry Potter in "Wizard People, Dear Readers". Also known as Ron Weasel. Ronnie the Bear is a parody of Ron Weasley from the "Harry Potter" series.
Ronnie the Bear begins to dictate how the next couple of moves will happen. "Okay, listen up. I will take charge and make all the moves. You guys keep your mouths shut and keep outta my way. You act a rook, I guess, and, Harry, you act as a bishop." Harmony farts a nervous fart, but no one cares.
Every one of Ronnie the Bear's atoms are focusing on the task at hand. Imagine God creating, then you will have a beginning of an understanding of the Bear's massive cerebral cortex at work. This invisible opponent must have invisibly shat himself after Ronnie's first move, knowing full well the challenge that he was about to face.
by Zeig Nein July 6, 2008
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ronnie james dio

a very talented music composer and singer who has worked in bands called rainbow and black sabbath. now works solo in a band called dio. real name ronald james padovana
you must hear the diamonds "heaven and hell", "stargazer", "holy diver" and "fever dreams"
by jussi January 13, 2005
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ronning

The act of running, but when heart rate goes to a specific number (user defined), running stops, and walking begins, until heart rate drops to desired level, where person begins running again until when and if maximum heart rate is pierced.

When same person does this activity more than once in a day, it is called moreronning.
Hey, I went ronning with the boys this morning. We mostly ran, and only walked twice.
by Ron R. (PD) October 7, 2020
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Ronnie Mcnutt Livestream

Ronnie Mcnutt filmed a live stream apparently talking to the phone about losing his job, four minutes into the video he grabs what seems to be a shotgun underneath his jaw and pulling the trigger, causing his head to split sideways, the livestream ended when the police came inside his house two minutes later to stop the recording.
guy 1: Bro did you watch the Ronnie Mcnutt livestream?
guy 2: Yeah, that sucks bro.
by Albert Breitenberger December 9, 2021
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ronnie defeo

The act of killing one's entire family. Named for Ronald DeFeo Jr., who killed his entire family one night in the house that is now known as the Amityville Horror House.
One of my brothers ate all the fucking pizza rolls, I'm about ready to pull a ronnie defeo.
by ddiabolical August 7, 2010
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Ronnie Wood

Quite possibly the dirtiest old man in the world. 60 Years Old and Still banging 22 Year olds. Also guitarist alongside the human drug lab (AKA Keith Richards) for The Rolling Stones. Ex member of The Faces with Rod Stewart. Also has the most awesomest fucking hair you've ever seen. The man who most men would turn gay for.
1. Holy shit! That old bastard's pulling chicks like he's Ronnie Wood!

2. He plays that guitar like Ronnie Wood!

3. He's a Ronnie Wood.

4. OMFG!!!! It's Ronnie Wood. Oh, wait it's just a guy with awesome hair.

5. Hairstyle, The Ronnie Wood.

6. Man 1; "I would so turn gay for Ronnie Wood."

Man 2; "What do you mean turn gay?."
by Reverend Fatboy December 13, 2009
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Ronnie Arm

a huge cock that resembles a hourse cock but that is located on a guido. It looks like Ronnie from jersey shores arm holding a pumpkin.
hey Dowdall, what did you do last night? o i was just playin with my ronnie arm then went for a ride in my guido torpedo.
by T-But February 1, 2010
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