reaction picture

an image (typically that encases someone having a facial expression) that can be used to describe your feeling towards something. can also be a meme... usually are memes

friend texts you: “sorry can’t hang out tonight”
you text back: *insert reaction picture of kim kardashian looking angry*

by itsprobablyfinemami October 4, 2017

true reaction

Showing how you really feel. A reaction that once seen, is known to be the truth.

As soon as Alex saw Madison's hair, she had that "oh shit" look on her face. "You can't make this better," Madison said, "I know that was your true reaction."

by MadiCat June 22, 2014

polar rotation

When heavy breasted women get fucked doggy-style in the northern hemisphere,their hanging boobs swing in a clockwise circular motion.Conversely,boobs in the southern hemisphere scribe a counterclockwise path.

I had the ole lady's tits in full polar rotation last night.

by wolfbait51 May 18, 2011

late reaction syndrome

To have a dangerously slow reaction to things that happen to you.

1984-Doctor: im sorry but you have late reaction syndrome.
Ted: i've never heard of that so its probably nothing.

1985- Jim: Hey Ted
(Punches Ted in the face)

2011-(Ted, as the white receiver playing in the superbowl. The score is tied up with 20 secs left)
Ted: Hell yeah, imma win this game for all yall!
(Ted runs out to the touchdown line. reaches out as the ball comes hurling at him. all of a sudden Ted feels face as if he is being punched in the face and flies backward from the pain)

by Kyle Medina February 27, 2011

Masturbation Rotation

1. A mental list of people that make you want to touch your genitals until it is

time for a nap. Subjects may be picked at random or fantasized about with

premeditation. The list varies in length and changes often with subjects often

being paired up with other list members... also see Spank Bank

1. Your pretty face has earned you a reoccurring spot on my Masturbation

Rotation.
2. She is a bitch but people on the Masturbation Rotation don't talk.

by Hugh G. Rection Jr. July 14, 2013

jobber rotation

Term used in fantasy baseball. It is the act of picking up starting pitchers (and then dropping them for a new one) in an effort to win the strikeout and wins categories. Usually pitchers available on the waiver wire aren't very good, hence rotating through jobbers.

I'm down 3-1 in wins and 35-20 in strikeouts. Guess I'll have to do a serious jobber rotation the next few days.

by Bob Johnson Here April 28, 2007

Fap Rotation

The act of cycling between multiple different fap materials in order to avoid becoming desensitized to any of them. Similar to how farmers cycle the crops they plant in order to keep the soil full of nutrients.

I have a fap rotation system involving my favorite episodes from a hentai.

by Seiban June 20, 2017