Roloff

A Roloff is a 'little person' or one born with the pathological condition of dwarfism--based on the TLC (The (The Learning Channel) TV series Little People/Big World featuring the Roloff family, three of whom (father, mother, one of the twins, Zach; the other three--two boys and a girl are of 'normal stature'.

Dwarfism is a typically pathological condition in which the physical size of a person, animal, or plant is well below
normal.

I don't think a Roloff would be running with the bulls in Spain soon. But, then again, who knows.

by sj martin October 15, 2006

Roogy

slang term originating from northern California that means "cool" or awesome."

"Are you going to my party tonight it's gonna be roogy!"
"Hell yeah dude!"

by mosquitoroad July 13, 2020

Mental Rolodex

Something you "store" memories in when a friend has said something stupid or pointless.

That's great; I'll put that in my mental rolodex so I can blog about it later

by uknow_that_1_guy July 5, 2010

rainbow rolodex

The list of token ethnic contacts that journalists keep just in case they want a racial representative to chime in.

"Hmm, you know, this article on Jersey Shore really needs a quote from a real Italian-American. Darn, I don't have one in my rainbow rolodex."

"Wait, if we're going to do a write-up on a post-racial America, we need to get a quote from a black dude. Check your rainbow rolodex."

by Philosophistry January 29, 2010

rolo kiss

When your dog unexpectedly sits it's butthole on your face.

Wife, "get your butt off my face!"
Husband, "oh, did Winnie just give you a rolo kiss?"

by WatchTheFountain September 17, 2017

Rolo Phasing

When your birds fanny is hanging so you cover it in rolo pudding to make it better.

Dan found oral more enjoyable when Rolo Phasing with his girlfriend

by Ekewanka October 8, 2018

Mental Rolodex

A term derivative from the manually revolving name index found on most peoples desks from the 1970s through the times of smartphones. The term "Mental Rolodex" refers to an individual's (usually of the male gender) ability to store mental picture or scene of an encounter with a woman to use later to recreate ,re-adapt, or fabricate into a sexual scene in the mind which commonly leads to sexual orgasm by masturbatory means.

A man sees an attractive lady walking out through the aisles of grocery store. She says, "Excuse me." while reaching for the Pop Tarts, and walks off. The man goes home, and accesses his mental rolodex, which replays the encounter but this time the woman is wearing a tight dress and heels, and as she reached for the Pop Tarts, she looks at him and says "I wish you would pop-my-tart", and they start making out wildly and one thing leads to another and the next thing he knows there's jizz all over his right hand.

NOTE: The mental rolodex completely shuts off at the point of sexual climax...until another situation occurs.
jackoff hook-up masturbate false encounter tinder-wishing

by TheRealSimonSays October 8, 2015