al-Roker

The black member of the al-Queda that is usually the prankster of the group.

Tortured Man writing in journal: "While the towelheads made threats to my life and family, the al-Roker sat there and made degrading and humorous comments about the size of my dick."

by Mepman April 18, 2012

roker turd

when you take a dump on somebodys chin and as it slides it looks wrinkly like Al Roker's chin

dude did someone give that guy a roker turd

by frank and keith June 6, 2007

Pulled a Roker

To shit and/or shart in your pants in a very embarrassing setting.

Mom: How was the prom?
Kid: Bad...I pulled a roker.
Mom: aww no! Im sorry to hear that. Were you able to find a good receptacle to dispose of your underwear in?
Kid: Yeah hope the janitory doesnt notice someones shits in the trash.

by The Humorous Conservative January 7, 2013

The Al Roker

n. slang term/ street name for gastric bypass surgery

Based on Al Roker's publicized weight loss surgery and dramatic weight loss.

Unhappy husband: Man my wife is fat and just keeps on eating, I think i should get a new one.

Smart Friend: No dude, she still cool, get her The Al Roker and you guys will be doing the Idaho Dartboard in no time!

Unhappy Husband: Thanks for the tip!

Smart Friend: Remember its never just the tip

by RedDan69 March 12, 2011

al roker syndrome

After someone has their stomach stapled, every other part of the body loses weight, except the head. The person's head will not have changed with the rest of the body and still look fat. Much like Al Roker's head looks right now.

Anette had her stomach stapled last month; and now she has Al Roker Syndrome

by loodpreh January 25, 2007

Al Roker weed

Stuff that'll get you so high that everyone's face start to look like Al Roker.

Man, I was on some Al Roker weed last night. It totally messed me up, you gotta try it!

by maz-o October 13, 2010

midnight roker

When a cold/(beer) and hot/(pizza) front unknowingly clash together in the wee hours of the evening forming a massive shit storm of rain, hail and corn. Lightining falshes are not uncommom with the midninght roker, especially in the presence of smoking BBQs.

I damn near burned my eyebrows off last night after dropping a midnight roker!

by derby May 19, 2007