Tortured Man writing in journal: "While the towelheads made threats to my life and family, the al-Roker sat there and made degrading and humorous comments about the size of my dick."
by Mepman February 18, 2012
by frank and keith May 16, 2007
Mom: How was the prom?
Kid: Bad...I pulled a roker.
Mom: aww no! Im sorry to hear that. Were you able to find a good receptacle to dispose of your underwear in?
Kid: Yeah hope the janitory doesnt notice someones shits in the trash.
Kid: Bad...I pulled a roker.
Mom: aww no! Im sorry to hear that. Were you able to find a good receptacle to dispose of your underwear in?
Kid: Yeah hope the janitory doesnt notice someones shits in the trash.
by The Humorous Conservative January 7, 2013
n. slang term/ street name for gastric bypass surgery
Based on Al Roker's publicized weight loss surgery and dramatic weight loss.
Based on Al Roker's publicized weight loss surgery and dramatic weight loss.
Unhappy husband: Man my wife is fat and just keeps on eating, I think i should get a new one.
Smart Friend: No dude, she still cool, get her The Al Roker and you guys will be doing the Idaho Dartboard in no time!
Unhappy Husband: Thanks for the tip!
Smart Friend: Remember its never just the tip
Smart Friend: No dude, she still cool, get her The Al Roker and you guys will be doing the Idaho Dartboard in no time!
Unhappy Husband: Thanks for the tip!
Smart Friend: Remember its never just the tip
by RedDan69 February 26, 2011
After someone has their stomach stapled, every other part of the body loses weight, except the head. The person's head will not have changed with the rest of the body and still look fat. Much like Al Roker's head looks right now.
by loodpreh January 22, 2007
by maz-o October 11, 2010
When a cold/(beer) and hot/(pizza) front unknowingly clash together in the wee hours of the evening forming a massive shit storm of rain, hail and corn. Lightining falshes are not uncommom with the midninght roker, especially in the presence of smoking BBQs.
by derby May 5, 2007