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When two chicks have fucked the same dude. They are considered rod siters.
"Dude. We both fucked that guy! Now we are rod sisters!"
by JellybeanTheStriper February 26, 2015
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Rod Stewart

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Rumor has it, this old fart singer guzzled multi loads of manjam in the 70s, thus resulting in getting said goo, pumped from his stomach.
Dude, my gay buddy Bruce apparently had to be rushed to the hospital last night after doing a Rod Stewart imitation at the gay party.
by pussysRus January 2, 2009
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Someone who loves Rod, and would do anything for him.
Koda: Rod, I love him, I can't stop thinking about him.

Lewis: You Rod simp!
by TheIdoticOne March 29, 2021
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Rod Stewart

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Stupendously successful singer who has dabbled in different musical styles which means that everybody could find at least one song by him that they like.

Enjoys shagging leggy blondes and driving fast cars. He is both a gentleman and a joker which means that both blokes and girls like him.

It has been confirmed by several ex-girlfriends that he has a large penis.

He is very charismatic and charming so that girls fall for him even if they didn't like him before.

Possesses inexplicable ability to wear loud colours, animal prints and tartan and look good in all of them.
"If looks could kill, then one glance from Rod Stewart could impregnate you."
by Fender-Strat September 5, 2011
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rod stewart syndrome

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Having an upset stomach.
Term coined after a celebrity had to have their stomach pumped after consuming too much semen.
Male #1: What happened dude? You didn't make it last night.
Male #2: My "Rod Stewart Syndrome" was flaring up again.
by Pedro Valdez May 18, 2006
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rod stewart

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Rod Stewart is a Scottish singer

he is old.. but still has some classic songs like Sailing and if you think im sexy

definetly should have retired a while ago
and definetly should be classed as a legend all over the world

always seen with a new girl every week who seem to be way to young for him

in other worlds... a very old legend
rod stewart hits:
Sailing
Forever Young
if you think im sexy
by Dementia February 17, 2006
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Dr. Rod Staff Member

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Head of Neuro-Virgin surgery. By inserting staff member can induce vaginal swelling thus relieving patient of delusions of still psychologically believing one's non-existent virginal status.
Dr. Rod Staff Member upon examination suggested to Miss. Britney Smears that she swallow the Dong an Binding load and she eagerly cum-plied. She's also suffers from gagmire relflex disorder.
by Cramaconda December 10, 2006
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