Robe Life

When you have no worries, extra champagne on ice, and no where to be but the pool bar you’re ready for robe life. You don’t choose the robe life, robe life chooses you. Can be experienced in a few short days at a luxury hotel, but the key is to cultivate a robe life attitude that can be worn like fluffy armor against the stresses of the world. Bonus points if you find a robe life partner who supports your relaxation and happiness. Famous examples of robe life living: the big labowski. See “the dude”.

Sir, this restaurant has a dress code our guests are expected to adhere to. ROBE LIFE.

“Are you naked under there?” - ROBE LIFE

by Scoobdaddy February 16, 2020

robe intruder

a term for a paedophile. Coined by chris. morris on the brilliant TV show Brass eye. Other terms include....nonce, perv,two pinned in plug, bush dodger, small bean regarder, unabummer, nut administrator, bent ref, the crazy world of arthur brown, fence vole, free willy, chimney bottler, bunty man and shrub rocketeer

Delivering potatoes was a perfect disguise for a serial robe intruder

by will July 2, 2005

Robe Up

Slipping on a condom. Sheathing up the penis.

I wanted skin to skin but she made me robe up.

I always robe up when I do a prostitute.

I robe up when I wank. Avoids a mess.

by Eaton Holgoode January 20, 2018

Robe and hat

Referring to the infamous "I put on my robe and wizard hat" line used in a cyber sex session made famous by bash.org. Used to describe someone capable of ruining a conversation with anyone of the opposite sex beyond the point of repair.

"Hey, who was that hot girl Joey was talking to yesterday?"
"Dunno, he went all robe and hat on her, scared her off."

by furkel May 27, 2009

Robe day

The day when you become a super star at your job or got lots of respect from your boss. When this day comes you can totally afford coming to work in robe because you are fucking awesome.

In trading firm: if we make a mil today, tomorrow is robe day.

by KrolikRu May 30, 2018

Robe Theorem

A strategy for roulette where the player places an equal bet on two of either the 1st, 2nd, or 3rd 12. This allows the player to have about a 63% chance of multiplying their bet by 1.5.

Using the Robe Theorem, Calum placed $50 on the 2nd and 3rd 12, so he had about a 63% chance of turning that $100 he bet into $150.

by Sultry Santa March 7, 2018

Robe Girl

It references girls who lounge around the house in nothing but a robe. These girls are usually are high maintenance, but have no problem hanging around their house naked. Many times guys will deal with the high maintenance that comes with Robe Girls because they don't want to miss out on the sex. The term Robe Girl is often applicable to most any girl who gets out of the shower and into a robe, bypassing getting dressed.

Sarah is so high maintenance, she's probably a robe girl.

by longdongsilvers December 15, 2008