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Self Roasting Dutch Oven

The act of farting under the covers, then getting out of bed, waking your girlfriend, and turning on the light. The sudden bright light in the middle of the night forces the the victim to pull the covers over their own head, exposing them to the foul, putrid odor left there by your ass. Causing them to "self roast" in a cloud airborn anal leakage
My girlfriend wouldnt swallow my cock last night, so I introduced her to the Self Roasting Dutch Oven
by Dirk Longfellow June 15, 2006
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off roading

When one takes a four wheel drive vehicle off of pavement and onto a dirt trail or field and drives around having fun. Best done in a Jeep.
I want to go off roading so bad.

I just found this awesome place to go off roading, I took my jeep and it handled perfectly
by Ryan L.. August 14, 2005
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High Roading

a) To defend an argument in a way that is difficult to attack for moral reasons.
b) To take the moral high ground
c) To pretend to be better then a certain opinion for moral reasons in order to make your friend (who has claimed the other opinion) look like a total doucher
d) Using "The Flag" or "The Children" to win an argument in a blatantly ridiculous way
Example 1:

Them: "I hate these *&%#@$ school zones! The speed limit is 15mph and the kids are never here!"
You: "The school zones are for the safety of the children. How dare you think of yourself before the children."
Them: "Oh No! You used the children. Nice High Roading."

Example 2:
Them: "The extra security at airports is total lame sauce. If a terrorist is going to take a plane down they will find a way."
You: "We have the extra security for the protection of the American people and the children. I believe in our flag and in our country and that is why I believe in the extra security."
Them: "Nice high road move using the flag, jackass. You Suck!"
by Grymm Deth June 16, 2009
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Roasting

Roasting someone means that you know how to be tactfully mean (snarky) without being mean-spirited in poking fun at someone, teasing, ruthlessly ridiculing, trash talking, and even mocking them.
Roasting people that you know is usually a bad idea because people will believe that there is truth in every joke and might laugh in the moment but remember nothing but bitterness, which is why roasting should be reserved for when a person truly deserves it.
by Rosebud1776 May 7, 2017
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Reverse Roasting

Reverse Roasting is when you do the opposite of roasting/making fun of someone by complimenting them or making them feel good about themselves in a hood style manner.
Jon: Hey dude I love your basketball shorts!
Jim: Thanks Bro!
* A group of people surround Jon & Jim and shout OOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!*
Jim just got a good reverse roasting and now feels good about himself
by Imaperson52 June 16, 2016
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Roadling

Some one who lives on the road. They have no real home and belong nowhere, so they go wherever a road takes them and survive on whatever the find on the streets. They can be travelers, street artists, taggers, gypsies also whores.
"See that guy? He goes and sits on a different sidewalk everyday."
"Oh yeah, he's a roadling."
"He's startin' to creep me out."
by rumbleroar April 25, 2013
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Slow Roastin

Alternative to Postin but somewhere hot as in a tanning booth or something of this sort a school with no air conditioning
Dylan Longmuirs Facebook status is Slow Roastin Pluckin the chicken feel me he must still be in school
by SnoopDodizzle January 16, 2011
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