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A short form, out of the ordinary, story of everyday life. Much like a TV show with your favorite characters doing silly things.

Unlike a personal blog it does not consist of tedious day to day events, rather highlighting parts of life that deserve props.

Readisodes™ Include copy, pictures, links, movies, etc. anything that represents the cause, reaction, or the destruction of an event. They also allow for viewer commenting or uploading their own related Readisode™
Readisodes™ are better than episodes, blogs, and myspace.
by Bunket October 16, 2008
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Roadside Cider

The plastic bottles of piss found in the gutters and verges of roads everywhere.
My windscreen washers have run out! No problem there's a bottle of roadside cider a few yards down the road - eurggh
by Fukuwarai February 13, 2009
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Roadskies

The last little bit of weed left in a bowl that you will finish after one hit. Sometimes thrown away by a novice smoker who forgets to check if there is weed left by taking one last hit before he packs the bowl again.
"Woah, what the fuck are you doing man? Don't dump that. There's still some roadskies left in that bowl"

"Man I was fine until I took a hit of the roadskies, then i just couldn't move. I just sat there all night and listened to The White Album on repeat"

-"Fuck man we are out of weed?"
-"Nah there's still roadskies left. I call dibs"
by Shanski July 2, 2009
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Roadside Taco Burglary

The act of any white male, generally overweight with hipster glasses and a backwards snap-back cap, driving up in a painfully modded Honda Civic attempting to take your Taco Bell taco while you are stopped on the side of the road.
"I was just trying to enjoy my taco and all the sudden I was caught up in a Roadside Taco Burglary. It was a close call!"
by Austin The Drummer January 23, 2014
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Roadside Romeo

Tamil/Tanglish/South Indian street usage for a "lover boy" trying to woo girls on the street etc.
Antha Roadside Romeo parru

Look at that roadside romeo - he can't get any!
by vivekamabob January 6, 2008
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roadside nature call pitstop

A term in which during a road trip in the middle of nowhere when a person has to go & there is no rest areas nor travel centers around for miles.
Mom: Stop the car! Little Timmy has to go!!

Uncle Ray: Well looks like we got to make a Roadside nature call pitstop since there is not anything around for miles!
by BruinKiller3469 June 7, 2009
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Roadside Assistance

Warning: This move is recommended for masters ONLY!

The roadside assistance is a sexual move that needs a bit of preperation and good timeing to pull off. There are some guidlines to follow first.

1.You must be driving on Rt. 80
2.You must be driving in a 4-door sedan with your GirlFriend.
3.You must do this between the hours of 3:30pm - 9:00pm
4.You must pop your tire and manage not to hit any cars and pull off to the shoulder, unscathed.

After you pull off the the shoulder you call AAA (Triple-A). A few moments after you hang up the phone, you start to have sex with you GirlFriend. Once you and your girlfriend are about to climax (have to climax at the same time) you yell "TRIPLE A". At that exact moment the AAA guy has to come up and knock on the window and must reply "Yes?"

If you manage to pull this move off, you will be a god among men.
"So yeah, I was driving on 80 today, and I saw someone doing the roadside assistance, But then that damn cop had to ruin my fun by pulling me over for being stopped on the highway, trying to jack off to the couple."
by Kiji_Otori March 28, 2008
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